Hello, my name is Chris Bowers (215-637-2038) and I'll like to add some advice. You see, I enjoy having intercourse in a chicken suit. But, I neglected to cut a hole for my penis, so I am "banging" my suit. So, in a fit of rage, I got out my hedge clippers and cut a hole... unfortunately, I didn't realize that I had a boner, and my penis was "snipped" so to say. Now, I felt a lot of pain, so I decided to scream a lot. Needless to say, a lot of people told me to "cram it". So I decided to venture out to go to a nearby hospital. As I was walking, I realized that I forgot to bandage my wound, and factor in that I still had the hole in my suit... let's just say that it wasn't a pretty sight. So, long story short, my "unit" was removed, and I am still in pain due to the fact that I haven't reached the hospital yet (I stopped by a local internet cafe bar and started chatting with the locals)
If you want more information, go and email me at: SuperChrisN64@aol.com
--CB
07/24 |
Pfft. I know of some cosplayers (not in this article) who can give better (non cosplay related) sex and relationship advice than your average mundane. Reason being, is that many aren't afraid to cross the comfort zone or go beyond what society tells them they have to do. Some people think it's a nerdy hobby, and yes it is. But really, there are a lot of cosplayers out there who get it more than some people in society, and exterior appearance has nothing to do with it. ;)
--nyu
06/21 |
I think the advice given was spectacular. I think it's good to get the geeks-eye-veiw of sex. A cosplay view at that.
Sounds like some of the answers hit a little too close to home with some of the people who are criticizing the responses...
--OS
10/04 |
http://www.adellacosplay.com
http://www.angelicstar.net
Some of the best
--TB
10/04 |
--TB
10/04 |
I feel there is more to this cosplayers then sex. I would like to read an article about it. I love the final fantasy costumes they made ! that aerith is very good she so cute. riku costume from kingdom hearts so good. also the sol costume really nice too love the picture. the squall costume very nice work. there lot talent here and would like to see what else they have tos ay a bout this hobbie of theres.
it feel like I,m meeting the characters that i love so much in the game.
--guy
10/01 |
Two words...
Francisca Dani
http://franciscadani.com
--caj
10/01 |
Overall a very morale show of expressionism, haha very amusing shit. Also for the real geeks behind the computers doing the insults, if your gonna insult someone do it right. Obviously these be dorks, but these be dorks that get laid. More then I can say for the "Sum" of people who are typing with their dirty left hands.
Overall I give this Fuck yous up, (That's a good thing.)
Joe Bombable!!
--JoeB
10/01 |
Great article, I know these 4 and I think they did a good job.
--cw
10/01 |
Chris, Chris, Chris... Your refusal to kiss your partner after you've cum in her mouth shows just how far you have to go with women! Kissing a woman immediately afterwards shows just how comfortable and confident you are with yourself, as well as your partner. The fact that you feel it's okay from your cum to be in her mouth and not yours makes it sound like she's a receptacle.
Otherwise, great advice from all and great fun. One of the better "Sex Advice From..." columns.
--jlp
10/01 |
I love it really, they should do more costume anime/game adivce things. this is very diffent and new. i hope to read more about this dress up anime/game thing. i agree with u john on the cute aerith.
--jim
10/01 |
At last! A sex advice article that's interesting, humorous and more than just gross. Thanks John....
--JSA
10/01 |
Hey, I thought it was a pretty good article. They had some good input, especially the squall dude. definately some wisdom to be had.
And really, anyone visiting a dating help site isn't much better than anyone else are they?
--sge
10/01 |
i thought it was very good advice. it is great that they have an open mine. it takes a lot to talk about sex in costume. more then most can do. an the aerith cosplayer is very cute! i love final fantasy 7.
-john
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10/01 |
Hey, hey hey....i was making fun of them, ks.
--tex
09/30 |
"hilarious! sure, it's intentionally self-depreciating, but some of the costumes were cool. what do these people do for halloween? anyway, it was funny. I do agree with "sex advice from the comic book guy on the Simpsons" :-D
--mah
09/30 |
I'm going to add this to my list of groups of people that make me feel superior. Like people at Computer Shows, Gunshows, Metallica Concerts, Reniassance Festivals and WalMarts.
--wh
09/30 |
Oh grow up and stop acting too cool, cc and tex. Nerds need to get/give sex advice too. This was a great niche group to choose. What should they have done "Sex Advice from Awesome Guys who Leave Comments on Websites"?
--ks
09/30 |
BEST. QUOTE. EVER:
I've seen guys who just do it for the attention or to lure girls into a false sense of trust. Like, "Oh he's bi, he can't be a bad guy," and next thing they know, he's taking them in the shitter.
--KsZ
09/30 |
Jeez, I thought these folks had really interesting and thoughtful answers. I enjoyed this Sex Advice From ... more than most of the others.
--RM
09/30 |
the pictures were the best part of this one. the answers, eh, not so much.
--dl
09/30 |
Oh...you guys are too cool for this fetish-type stuff. How very progressive. I am sure the kinks of the two previous posters are way cooler and more normal than cosplay. I hope these two fall in love with furries (Not that anything is wrong with that).
--tex
09/30 |
great...how about just plain "Sex Advice from Nerds & Losers".."Sex Advice from the comic book guy on the Simpsons".."Sex Advice from people who don't have sex"
"...A lot of guys over twenty or even thirty can be virgins. That's a common thing I see..." - Really. What a surprise...
--zach
09/30 |
Nerve, are you sure these cosplayers are having sex, or are they playing that role too? A new low.
--cc
09/30 |
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