Kwitney says: "No term has yet been coined for the female genitalia that does not sound overly medical, overly pornographic or overly precious. (Unless you can say "pussy" like Antonio Banderas does in Shrek 2.)" SHE IS CRAZY. "Hairy Beaver"; "split beaver"; "pussy"; "pretty pussy"; "wet pussy"; "moist pussy"; "vadge"; "vahgina"; "vulva"; all sound good at the right moment. And though there are fewer moments for "CUNT," there are a few when it is great to say: "Your cunt is beautiful and smells unbelievably funckingfantastic-sexy." That is one writer who needs to learn how to lexicalize her CUNT.
--cntl 08/17 |
Although we appreciate being credited with the excerpts provided in your tongue-in-cheek article "Sex advice from...romance novelists," we would ask that you refer to All About Romance NOT as a fansite but as an e-zine. We strive very hard to maintain journalistic standards seen in the mainstream and shudder at the idea of being called a fansite.
Sincerely, Laurie Gold, publisher
All About Romance (likesbooks.com) -- 08/15 |
Um, doesn't a washing machine plug into the wall? --KAC 08/14 |
wow...i always pictured romance writers being these unattractive women who acted out their fantasies in their writing. pretty much all these women are really attractive. -- 08/13 |
why do the Carrington couple say "to stay away from anything that plugs into the wall"? SURELY the Magic Wand and its ilk is the best use of electricity ever?
By the way on the Jewish fantasy thing "AJ" is being overly sensitive. There was no anti-semitism intended I'm sure, simply that if you're fantasising constantly about someone you actually KNOW, there's a problem in the relationship and you're considering adultery, whether you realise it yet or not. --ELM 08/13 |
Alisa Kwitney's comment about a guy with a jewish sounding name sitting at work not being a good fantasy is offensive BS. Ms. Kitney should read less Philip Roth and go do a 'suck job' on a kosher pickle. --AJ 08/13 |
"Tori Carrington" rocks! --~~ 08/12 |
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