She had the Magnums there on purpose. She knew you'd go limp. Women do that. The girl that wants to fuck you isn't going to work like that. Oral sex works wonders for curing impotence.
--ajh
08/02 |
Psst... Craig, don't let the Nerve editors know I told you this, but you could've gotten paid more if you had written separate articles for the "Bad Sex" series and the book review... oh well, definitely more interesting than the average book review!
--JCF
07/27 |
Craig, congrats on a balls-out anecdote. Pun sort of intended, but in the genuine kind of way.
--SRM
07/24 |
Fifteenth-century Puritans?
--AE
07/24 |
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