Redditor mike_pants shared this photo of himself and his then-girlfriend (who, for the record, doesn’t seem terribly amused by the proceedings) setting a new bar for surreal photo booth portraiture. “I cracked the code,” he writes.
As with all of mankind’s greatest achievements, intense preparation was required: “I ended up drawing myself a little diagram of where I was supposed to be crouching and sticking it next to the camera,” mike_pants reports.
Will anyone ever be able to duplicate Mike’s phenomenally narcissistic results? Well, wedding season is upon us — your move, internet.