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10 Amazingly Raunchy Holiday Cards

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Deck the halls with inappropriate sexual innuendos.

Sometimes the only way to make the holidays bearable with family in town is to make really inappropriate jokes to your partner through "holiday cheer".  But all that cheerfulness can't be mustered up without a few glasses of champagne and can easily be channeled into the perfectly sexy, slightly creepy, holiday card that will be sure to get a few good laughs (or side-eyes from your cousin who's kids keep asking what the card says). Here are 10 cards that you can purchase to make the holidays a little naughtier.

1. I Touch My Elf

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2. Kiss Me, Bitch

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3. Naughty Gingerbread Couples

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4. You and Whipped Cream

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5. Blow Me

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6. Your Yule Log and Holly Berries

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7. Great Bulbs

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8. Ho, Ho, Oh!

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9. Betty Page

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10. My Favorite DILF

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