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December 6, 2010
Ten Cute Guys on What They Wear to Get Laid
Dominic
I do have my sex jeans. They're ripped from the pockets down, except there's no pockets. The front and back are just holes; there's no jeans to them. I like them. You get a nice breeze.
I did them myself, but the jeans are originally from H&M. I was looking at this pair of Versace jeans that were like $3,000 - so those were the inspiration.
Commentarium (64 Comments)
Wow, welcome to the douche parade! The last two guys are exempt for lack of being pretentious.
this cannot be real. who are these guys???
tru dat
hey that's moshe kasher - dude's funny . . . . also, most of these guys are douchey as hell
Agreed, jr. Everyone but the last two sucked.
wat kind of person are u
Probably wouldn't fuck anyone but TJ.
a) if i am going to hook up with a dude, his clothes have little to do with it and b) seriously? these were the cutest guys they could find? fail.
These were attractive guys, thanks Nerve for a good morning to me!
Marcus is the man!
What would I wear to get laid? My face.
WTF! Are you for real? Cute? fkn douches!!!
For me to have sex with just about any of them, they would have to wear ball-gags and masks over their faces.
If these guys were unaware of whether or not their answers would end up on the internet, I wonder if so many of them would have still name dropped high end designers. Would you really want a person who checks the tag on the back of your shirt for confirmation purposes before fucking?
Marcus for the win.
Couldn't they find straight guys for this? Seriously, all but #10 just looked really gay. Is that it? Do you have to look like you only want to have sex with guys in order for any women to be interested nowadays?
@someone-- take it from this woman, the only one I'd be interested in is #10, because of his "ridiculous" comment, which is proven true by guys #1-9.
Actually, I'm not in NYC, and I was thinking as I looked at these guys, "It must be a NYC thing, but none of these idiots is attractive to me." The guy I knew who got the most tail thrown his way was short, hairy, and at that time, pudgy. And, he also turned out to be a secret D&D nerd. Who knows why?
@someone where do you live? the midwest? you'll be interested to learn that dudes no longer have to wear stupid cargo pants and ugly frat boy outfits to prove that they're heterosexual. all these boys are cute :)
Ok, now that you've covered the SoHo/Village/Brooklyn scene, how about actually doing a versatile examination of different single men in their 20s from across the country?
You know -- guys of varying economic status, cultural background, ethnicity, & professional field. Instead of just talking to 10 style-conscious, media-savvy NY hipsters and pretending like you're actually tapping into some sort of generational mentality.
Just in case it's of interest: of the ten interviews, four take place in New York/Brooklyn. There are also two from Madison, WI, a couple from San Francisco/LA and one from Chicago. We did, admittedly, choose "style-conscious" men!
I also think these guys ARE cute -- or at least most of them. And some of them are really cute. What do you want? Ten pop-collared Abercrombie models on horses?
from now on, it's only men on horses for me.
The only fuckable guys in this list are the last two. Calling the others cute is false advertising.
I should never move to NY. I wouldn't fuck any of these guys if my life depended on it.
These men would not be able to get into my pants. Because I like men. They're better dressed than I am. Scary. Ok, besides the tattoo dude. But then he just looks dirty.
Homosexual. Not a bad thing, but just saying....
Smelling fresh and good = RIGHT ON! And Alonso just made me throw up a little.
I'm gay and I still wouldn't do any of them.
Ugh, the only thing that could have made the segment about what cute girls wear to get laid is the follow up dude version. This stuff is the part of Nerve that makes me stop visiting the site.
I'm a colossal slut and I still wouldn't do any of them. Douche-tastic to the max.
I thought most of these guys were cute. And also, I'm a cute mid-20s girl in a liberal coastal city, interested in the arts, indie bands, etc. etc. I'd say these cute guys are reaching their intended audience just fine. I'm from the midwest originally and still hate the stupid macho culture there. I like guys who put effort into their dress. All y'all can stick to your own. Fine by me.
I'm a mid-20s girl in a liberal coastal city, and I think most of them are cute. I think they've reached their intended audience fine. I'm from the midwest originally and hate that macho bullshit with guys who dress in too-loose clothing. Let's keep to our own.
Their douchieness has nothing to do with their clothing. It just is. Marcus is the only one who bears any relation to cute.
The problem is the label dropping more than anything else. I'm with jr on this one, though I believe Marcus is the clear winner here.
Toms smell. I would not allow a one night stand to remove his Toms in my apt.
Nooooooooo thank you. Get some actual cute guys. Or at least somewhat attractive guys that don't have shitty pretentious attitudes.
@jr - Agreed.
I find Itzhak to be very very attractive. TJ's cute as well
I love Marcus' assertion about smelling clean. His commentary was right on! Now, were is Marcus' number??!?!?!!? I guess "cute guys" = "young guys". I didn't really dig the cute factor. (Marcus, you're hot, and you should totally call me.)
eeeew......these guys are getting laid?
THESE guys are getting laid??!!!
1. Itzhak : You know what else there's no excuse for, Itzhak? Dum-ass, hipster tattoo sleeves.
2. Dominic: Who's he fooling? This guy is as gay as risotto.
3. Ben: Obviously has hygiene issues, and dude, you can't grow facial hair so just give up.
4. Brian: Not as gay as Dominic, but damned close.
5. Moshe: This guy looks like every douche on www.lookatthisfuckinghipster.com
6. Frankie: I didn't know Steven Tyler had a son. Also, that sideways belt buckle? Total douche.
7. Alonso: Dude, "Jersey Shore" is a warning, not an endorsement.
8. Lester: Nice try. This guy has never gotten laid.
9. TJ: By "get laid" we probably don't mean those old white guys in Buicks that you blow for $20 a pop, TJ.
10. Marcus: Oh, the Black intellectual thing -- without the intellect but including a ridiculous hat.
none of these men are attractive, and I don't believe their strategies really work. honestly, would you do any of them?! I don't care what they're wearing, count me out.
Tool and douche central.
@J S - wow - you nailed all of 'em
I think it's numbers 3, 4, and 5 back-to-back that really send this spread south. Anybody is going to sound like a douche when you ask them a question like "What do you wear to get laid?"--but these guys seem particularly unpleasant. Maybe someone should tell them it's possible to look interesting without looking thoroughly disinterested.
Come to think of it, maybe it's no accident that the only one most people think is remotely attractive is Marcus and he is also the only one even quasi-smiling.
hey
Maybe they have good personalities. For compensation.
Most of these guys look/come across as uninspired Nouveau Riche. Oh, hey man -- what, you're a colossal asshole, too?! ...Really. These people should give their overflowing CK wallets to me; I could show them how to be a rich douchenozzle with -originality-. Really if you're going to be a dick, you gotta take it to Kanye levels of ridiculousness or gtfo.
That said; I like #5 (despite the hipster aesthetic being a personal turn-off), he seems capable of not taking himself SRZ BIZNESS, #9 I am actually physically attracted to (again, in spite of the typical "I'm such a cool smoker" pose) and seems like his ego would actually fit through the average doorway, finally #10 - I might. He has that self-awareness similar to #5, and is cute.
If guys are going to put any consideration into what to wear to get laid when they go out, it should begin and end at button flies. Stop it. Stop wearing button flies. They're a pain in the ass.
Totally slept with someone on this list and still think that they all look douchey. Maybe thats what worked though.
i have a picture of my cat that looks like Marcus
I thought this would be about what girls could wear to get laid but gaaaaaaaaawd I don't care. Those hunky boys with tats....please keep them coming.
What the fuck is #8?
Why do they look homeless?
Of course, the truth is being a douche (the taller the better) only increases your chances of getting laid. As usual, most women will rant about how these guys have no chance and then come sunrise they are the same women spotted leaving their apartments. But I agree that most of these guys do seem like annoying wannabe PUAs.
If #9 put an "r" in the third word, he would do better. But he lost me on that. Who likes a foul-mouth? Otherwise, the less he wears, the better...
#10 is dead right. Nothing worse than too much cologne. But he won't get laid in that hat. "STAT!"
Wow, if these guys weren't so Fug, I might consider there advice. Seriously, I linked to this site by accident, but the topic was intriguing. How did you ruin such a good idea for a web article with such bad advice and even uglier, pathetic, deeply self-loathing characters? Is this an april fools day post?
this is what they wear when they all want to get laid... by guys! so gay. for real.
Moshe is dressed as Jarvis Cocker!
hey fuuking boring
hey fuuking boring