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10 Hilarious Ways to Reuse a Penis Shaped Cake Pan

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A family friendly take on an X-rated cake.

If you've ever attended a bachelorette party, it's highly likely you were exposed to an array of penis-shaped paraphernalia. Like penis-shaped drinking straws, penis-shaped lollipops, and of course, the infamous penis-shaped cake pan. But what do you do with all of the x-rated party equipment after the last pink cocktail has been sipped? You can't resell a penis-shaped cake pan, you're too environmentally friendly to throw away a once-used metal baking utensil. Well, now there's a solution – 10 of them to be exact.

After selling a few thousand of these popular pieces, Bachelorette.com, a leading retailer in all things dick party, began to question where all of the penis pans had gone and the likelihood that the majority were hiding in the back kitchen cabinets across the country. So, the naughty shopping site started PenisPans.com to encourage owners to get their minds, and their cake pans, out of the gutter and put them to good use.

With their 10 step-by-step instruction guides, Penis Pans creatively showcases adorable cake creations for the whole family, from a lighthouse on the sea to Old McDonald's farm. The team is also offering a $50 credit to their site if you enter a winning penis cake idea, which could get you 10 rolls of this Sex Position Toilet Paper. Winning.

Take a look at the hilarious treats below. 

Wizard Cake

Palm Tree Cake

Elephant Cake

Farm Cake

UFO Cake

Balloon Cake

Lighthouse Cake

Fireworks Cake

Christmas Tree Cake

[h/t B for Bel, Snap!]