The Ten Sexiest Political Dissidents in Human History

Move over, Pussy Riot.

by Alex Heigl and Jeremy Popkin

In the wake of the Pussy Riot trial, we at Nerve have been talking about other political dissidents who we've found particularly attractive. The purpose of this list is to give space to famous state-smashers we find both physically and politically/ethically/morally appealing. Call us crass, but we happen to think you can simultaneously admire a man's revolutionary idealism and his shapely buttocks. To the barricades!

10. Maud Gonne

If you want to really get a sense of how beautiful the revolutionary Irish feminist Maud Gonne was, just ask an English major at their local fast food establishment of employment. Gonne was muse to poet W.B. Yeats, and a considerable portion of his work is dedicated to comparing her to Helen of Troy, Pallas Athena, Deirdre, and a variety of other mythical tragic heroines. That's how foxy she was: she inspired some of the greatest poems of all time. Plus, like many dream-women, she was eternally unattainable, spurning Yeats to focus instead on fighting for Ireland’s freedom in the face of British colonization.

9. William Sloane Coffin

Despite being born into New York City's upper crust, William Sloane Coffin never stopped fighting for the little guy. A talented singer, athlete, and concert-level pianist who once wanted to work for the CIA, Coffin became an activist while serving as chaplain at Yale University. He passionately agitated for the civil rights movement and was active in organizing Freedom Rides to protest segregation, for which he was repeatedly jailed. In his early years, he was also a remarkably square-jawed kind of all-American handsome; look at how handsomely pissed-off he is in that mugshot. Call Joaquin Phoenix and bring on the biopic.

8. Roxana Saberi

Out of all the intrepid journalists who've been wrongfully imprisoned in recent years, Roxana Saberi may very well be the intrepidest, as well as the most symmetrical. Like a renegade cop with her badge revoked, Saberi filed news reports for six years despite having her press credentials revoked by Iranian authorities. Her defiance led to her arrest in 2009; she was charged with espionage and sentenced to eight years in prison. Saberi was released a few months later after her sentence was commuted, and has since written a book about her ordeal. Her continued work on behalf of Iran's unjustly imprisoned just adds to her near mythical levels of badassery.

7. Joe Hill

A Swedish immigrant to the U.S., Joe Hill worked odd jobs from New York to San Francisco as part of the Industrial Workers of the World. He was also a successful political cartoonist and songwriter who wrote some of the most beloved pro-labor songs of his (or anyone's) time, like "There is Power in a Union," and "The Preacher and The Slave." Hill was later tried for murder, and while many (including President Woodrow Wilson) fought for clemency, he was executed by firing squad. His legacy as a champion of the working class remains untarnished. Also, look at his eyes.

6. George Ives

George Cecil Ives is regarded as one of the earliest gay rights activists, a writer who tirelessly dedicated his life to combat the oppression of homosexuals. Ives even went so far as to form the Order of Chaerona, a secret society of gay men that provided a means of communication for his otherwise silenced contemporaries, like some kind of gay Justice League, only not. Ives’ good friend Oscar Wilde (surprise) was smitten with his good looks, and we’re inclined to trust Wilde’s judgment in these matters.

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