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The holiday season is full of traditions. Each year we do the same mindless holiday habits: enter into an eggnog coma, sing off carols demanding figgy pudding (which we've never tried), kiss under fresh herbs, and of course, decorate a dead tree. Let's be honest, traditions can be dull. Where is the raunchy humor? Where are the inappropriate eye catchers to spark a red-cheeked chuckle? Well, for those of you who are looking to sex up your Douglas Fir, look no further. We've cumulated 12 best X-Rated Christmas tree ornaments available.