Amazing Parents Made This Masturbation Guide for Their Homeschooled Son

Can they adopt us?

BY KATE HAKALA

For those of you who believe homeschooling is only for socially defective children who still sport bowl cuts, you'd be absolutely incorrect. If you're lucky enough to find biological placement with a good teacher, you could grow up to be one of the most well-adjusted, non-bowl-cut-having, sexually progressive adolescents in the world.

One amazing Tumblr user, Homeschooling Geek, is putting the importance of sex-positivity right up there with social studies. She and her husband created a homemade masturbation guide for their young 14-year-old in the style of Glee's Miss Pillsbury. Scouring over 50 informational websites, these awesome parents created the jerking off compendium of a lifetime. It's full of body acceptance, gender-inclusiveness, and even rare suggestions about anal stimulation. This kind of brave and frank topic coverage is largely unheard of for parents, and even more so, educators. But these are the types of open dialogs we should be having with our children, ones where we treat masturbation not as a dirty habit, but as common and harmless as brushing your teeth. After all, both are a means to keep our bodies happy and healthy.

Homeschooling Geek explains, "The pamphlet has some humor in it (the best way I've found to teach sex ed) and is geared towards the young male teens of any orientation." Considering a scary amount of public schools still don't go over basic contraceptive use, we give a major hats-off to these homeschooling pioneers. We want to learn how to stimulate our curious young nipples! Do you think they will adopt?

Images via Homeschooling Geek.

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