So would you ever come to America and try prostitution?
No, absolutely not. Prostitution in America is such a different situation with the legality and the stigma surrounding it. I think it would be much more difficult and dangerous. I wouldn't trust myself to throw myself in unfamiliar territory. I'd never compromise my safety in any way. Until it is legalized in America, I'd never do that.

So it's 100% legal in Australia?
Yeah, prostitution is legal in all states. Brothels are legal in four states.

Let's talk about your worst customer ever.
I've never really had a nightmare customer yet, but one guy came in at 6:00 AM after a big night out...did not talk...well he talked, but he wasn't very social. Could not get his dick hard. Or I'd get it hard and he couldn't keep it hard. He didn't give up either! Most guys will be cool with just chilling out if their dicks aren't working, but this guy kept trying the entire hour! And he kept asking for 69, and I can't 69 you when you have a flaccid penis. He didn't even eat me out, he was just looking at my vagina. Just looking at it and breathing on it. And I'm like, Mate, what are you doing?! I could feel him breathing on it, that's not pleasant. I was so bored by the end of it.

What's your favorite side dish?
Ooh...bacon. Or avocado. Or the cousin of bacon, prosciutto. I am obsessed with cured ham.

Does anything shock you in the sex industry?
No, I'm actually surprised how normal the guys are. I've never had a freaky request. Everyone's really chill and normal. I'm always surprised how attractive the clients are, actually. The guys are lovely and they're respectful. They treat me better than the guys I see on the side!

How much do you charge?
$400 an hour.

And do you get all of that?
I get $200 an hour. I also get all the extras. Kissing is $50 an hour. Also, if they want anal, it's $300 extra.

What's your perfect omelet?
I love omelet. My perfect omelet would be bacon, mushrooms, tomato, cheese, chives, maybe a bit of onion.

What's next in your life?
I'm actually studying to go into advertising. Ideally, I'll only do this prostitution thing until I'm done with Uni , then I'll get a job in my field. I am actually really passionate with what I'm studying. I mean, I like being a prostitute, but realistically it's not what I want to do with the rest of my life.

Theoretically, you and I just had an amazing breakfast at a diner. Who gets the check?
Um, me. I make so much more than you.