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Can You Tell If This is the Name of Hot Sauce or a Porn Flick?

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It's shockingly hard.

Ever been reaching for a bottle of Frank's RedHot and realized that it could very well double as the title of a porn featuring two gay Texan cowboys with a spanking fetish? The parallels between porn and hot sauce are almost too easy to draw: Super spicy, ardent fan base, many kinds of varieties, and a preoccupation with hot asses.

So, do you know your Butt Blaster from your Booty Juice? The one and only Hot Sauce or Porn Flick? quiz tests your culinary-pornographic prowess. (It's a little NSFW, but it comes with the territory.) Your humble writer only received a meager seven of out 15 score. Which may mean I need to brush up on my anal enthusiast porn (actually a porn title). But it more likely means that both porn and hot sauce copywriters are using the same winning formula that involves some combination of "fire," "ass," and a riff off of a Billy Crystal film.

Those few among us who can discern between anal sex and a chili pepper will be rewarded. If you score high enough, you will get a 15 percent off coupon for adult video site TLARAW.com. Then you can watch discounted porn. Perhaps while also consuming five fl oz of hot sauce.

 

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Image via Josie Jacobs.