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Coco Brown Is Set to Be the First Porn Star in Space

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Eat your heart out, Lance Bass.

If you can recall the dark days of 2002, when frosted tips still reigned, you'll remember how Lance Bass was cruelly kicked off his upcoming space expedition with the Russian Space Agency because he couldn't foot the $20 million fare. Because she can and because she is full of fabulous, porn star Coco Brown is about to one-up Lance Bass.

Coco Brown, who has appeared in over 40 adult films, looks to be the next Space Expedition Corp trainee for a planned March 2015 flight into space. The expedition will cost her $100,000, but Coco has enough money from her time as both a porn star and, oddly, her German music career, to pay the astronomical fee. The mission will only last an hour and a half long, but Brown hopes it will change her legacy as a film star. "People to this day still think I'm doing movies," she told the NY Post, "I still look like I did in my films, thank you, and maybe because I'm the only chocolate girl in porn in Germany." 

Brown's fascination with space began way back in 1986 when she first watched the universally panned Tate Donovan/Joaquin Phoenix flick Space Camp. "I always wanted to be closer to the stars—or be a star," Brown professed, presumably with a swish of her hair. If you want to stay caught up on her mission, you can follow Brown on Twitter (her bio actually says, "Sexist Asstronaut") or lose yourself in her Tumblr

From the looks of the video below, she's going to fare a hell of a lot better than Missy the sex doll.

Image via Tumblr.