29. Canoe/kayaking
Impossibly unsexy because saying “slalom” makes you sound like a dog that just ate some peanut butter.   

28. BMX
Very knobby knees.

27. Sailing
Unless you’re a pirate or Jay-Z, boats are not sexy.

26. Volleyball (indoor)
Volleyball is only sexy when it’s played the way it was meant to be played: outside with the risk of heat stroke and getting sand in your pants.

25.Weightlifting
Fun game to play around the office: Deadlift Face or O-Face?

24. Greco-Roman
Greco-Roman wrestling takes all the fun out of the sport by not allowing any holding beneath the waist. That’s like taking all the peanut butter out of a Reese’s.

23. Archery
Show of hands: who here thought Hawkeye was the hottest Avenger? No one? Exactly.

22. Badminton
Decidedly not sexy. Still, the sport is impressive for no other reason than the recent game-throwing scandal, which answered the age-old question, “Is it possible for badminton athletes to look more like a bunch of pansies?” with a resounding, “Yes. Yes it is.”

21. Fencing
The combination of thrusting and protective full-body armor just makes us think about what Mitt Romney’s wedding night must have looked like.

20. Mountain biking
The great outdoors are improved with many things: gentle guitar music, drugs, and incredibly toned legs barreling down mountains at high speeds.