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Gynecologists Designed a G-Spot Vibrator that Supposedly Gets You to a ‘Third Level Orgasm’

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What’s the third level? I believe there is complimentary pizza and an extensive magazine selection.

Sometimes I'm just hoisted up in the stirrups at my annual visit as my lady doctor does the whole pap smear routine and I think to myself, "I really wish this gynecologist was doing literally anything other than scraping my cervix with a Q-tip while asking me about my undergraduate education." 

Voilà. Anne Summer, a UK lingerie and sex toy retailer, has put gynecologists to work on a new expertly designed G-spot stimulator called the Ultimate G. Made from soft silicone, the main shaft of the vibrator (with multiple pleasure "bumps") targets the G-spot while the twin outer arms target the inner clitoris (the big guy under the surface, not the hood). This sounds, um, unorthodox. Anne Summer's website assures us, the Ultimate G has been "designed by medical experts to take you to the third level of orgasm."

What's the third level of orgasm? I believe there is complimentary pizza and an extensive magazine selection. A cursory Google search shows me, accompanied by an illustration of a mandala, that the third level of orgasm involves much more fulfillment, cuddling, humming, and camaraderie than other levels. "You may find yourself moving into a dream state, then become talkative." If that's what the third level of orgasm really is, the Ultimate G sounds a lot like pot brownies. So hand it over.

[h/t Handbag]