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Here Are 35 Better Flavors For Condoms Than Weed

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Here Are 35 Better Flavors For Condoms Than Weed

Sriracha. Sugar cookie. Sandwich. Anything.

By Rachel Sugar

Thanks to the good folks at Multihigh, we can now buy weed-flavored condoms. According to the online marijuana accessory shop, Cannadoms, as they’re called, are both prophylactically useful and “a fun talking point.” Also, they makes sense, because the delicious flavor of pot is the whole reason people smoke it. Just kidding! That is not true. Weed is a terrible condom flavor. Weed is a terrible condom flavor even if you really like weed. It is, probably, the worst possible condom flavor, except for bong water and maybe excrement. Here are 35 preferable options for more delicious penis-coverings:

1. Sugar cookie
 

2. Sandwich 
 

3. Sriracha
 

4. Garlic bread
 

5. Chipotle lime
 

6. Fresh-cut grass
 

7. Pinot grigio
 

8. Pinot noir
 

9. Nyquil
 

10. Dayquil
 

11. Chicken Tikka Masala
 

12. Popcorn
 

13. Ludens Wild Cherry Cough Drops
 

14. Actual weeds
 

15. Hummus
 

16. Fruit roll up
 

17. Semen
 

18. Milk
 

19. Whiskey
 

20. Chocolate milk
 

21. Spearmint
 

22. Strawberry milk
 

23. Toothpaste
 

24. Sour cream and onion
 

25. Lavender
 

26. Lavender-scented laundry detergent
 

27. Natural penis
 

28. Creamsicle
 

29. Bundt cake
 

30. Rose petals
 

31. Scrambled eggs
 

32. Ramen noodle spice packet
 

33. Olive oil
 

34. Balsamic
 

35. Tears

 

[h/t Incredible Things]