INTRODUCTION:
Squirting by way of a g-spot orgasm has never been at the top of my list of priorities. I'd say it's right below learning to tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue — visually impressive, but ultimately not worth the effort. Maybe it's the name that turns me off: "Grafenberg Spot" is just not that sexy. It sounds like something I slept through in eighth-grade lab science. And although I've heard that g-spot orgasms are tremendous, I'm happy with my clitoral orgasms. After all, if somethin' ain't broke, don't fix it.
    I also wonder if the idea that squirting g-spot orgasms are earth-shattering might be part of the Man's plan to make women feel inadequate. One of the great things about being a woman is never clicking on spam emails for products that promise to help you shoot loads across the room.
    However, if there is even a tiny chance that squirting is enjoyable and attainable, I'm not willing to rule it out of my sexual repertoire. A possible bonus: if I were able to find some chemically sensitive paper, I could incorporate squirting into my visual art and revive the action-painting movement.

Materials:

Please list all the materials required for this experiment (including, if applicable, how they were obtained).

- DVD: How to Female Ejaculate
- DVD: Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide
- "Nubby G" vibrator (1)
- Lab partner (1)

Method:
In this portion of your report, you must describe, step-by-step, what you did in your lab. It should be specific enough that someone who has not seen the lab can follow the directions and recreate the same lab.
  
When news spread that I wanted to squirt for science, several prospective lab partners volunteered. I finally settled on my friend Tobly, not because she's a squirter, but because she had just stolen a copy of She Comes First from the office where she works. Plus, she sent me an impressive résumé detailing her qualifications, which consisted of having a tongue and at least ten fingers. Skills and work experience included using toys, not crying during sex and always paying the rent. Several references were listed, including Janet Reno and the entire roster of the St. Thomas College field hockey team.
    In summation, she wrote, "I wouldn't give up till we made you a fountain. I would even take it right in the eye. That is how important this is to me."
    I was sold. Plus, I figured a female lab partner would be less likely to try to "put it in" if I got too impatient and simply wanted to bone.
    Tobly and I scheduled our lab for the following week. Because I have a compact vagina and long fingers, I know exactly where my G-Spot is and have petted it many times. But figuring out how to make this petting propel a volcanic reaction would take at least a week's worth of research.
    "You've got to do kegels," my friend Michelle advised.
    "Oh, man, I hate working out, even if it's only my vagina," I moaned. I know I should do kegels every day. I also know I should eat spinach, exercise and remove my eyeliner before bed, but that doesn't mean I do. Reluctantly, I began doing kegels — at work, at the bar, on the subway, while watching TV. It was a little like not exercising for ten years and then cramming for a triathlon with only a week to go.
    Many of my male friends were eager to uncover what techniques could lead to female ejaculation. My friend George did a Google search on squirting and discovered that porn actor/producer Seymore Butts made a DVD entitled Seymour Butts' Female Ejaculation: The Complete Guide. The absurd yet academic title appealed to me. However, I imagined entering a porn store and requesting such a ridiculous title would be mortifying. To lessen the embarrassment I brought along my friends Amy and Georgia.
    Our first stop was sex superstore Babeland, where I didn't find the DVD but did acquire a "Nubby G" vibrator, which is said to stimulate not only the g-spot but the clit and anus as well. According to Babeland employees, this oafish vibrator helped someone they know ejaculate for the first time. Along with my Nubby G, I picked up a copy of the DVD How to Female Ejaculate. According to the cover, it is "the classic — 10,000 copies sold!"
    From there, we headed up to Times Square, where I sheepishly wandered into several stores looking for Seymore Butts' squirting video. A handsome porn shop employee named Greg told us they were sold out. "It's definitely one of the best," he added, promising to order it for me.
    Later that night, my friend Bruce and I viewed How to Female Ejaculate. The DVD opens with host Deborah Sundahl discussing female anatomy. Judging from Deborah's shoulder-padded purple blazer and the Negal prints behind her, I gathered that the film was shot in the mid-eighties. As for the g-spot, Deborah proclaimed, "If it were any closer, it might bite you!" She then went on to display her own g-spot by turning a speculum on its side.
    "It looks like a little snail," I marveled.
    Soon, a trio of Deborah's squirter friends joined her.
    "Look, two of them are wearing hats," Bruce noted. "Maybe that has something to do with it."
    The squirters proceeded to discuss their first ejaculation experiences and the consistency of their ejaculate — what it felt, smelled and even tasted like.
    "Let's get to the squirting!" I cried, tiring of all the talk.
    "It's made by women, so of course they have to talk about it a lot before they do it," Bruce noted.
    We were forced to eat our condescending words when the women suddenly began to squirt. Bruce literally jumped out of his seat as a lanky brunette in crotchless Calvin Klein panties, suspenders and requisite hat shot enough clear fluid to drown a small mammal.
    "That's amazing! How cool would it be to jizz on a man's face?" I pronounced, suddenly inspired.
    The following day, I picked up my Seymore Butts video, popped it in the DVD player and awaited instruction, Nubby G in hand and Astroglide at my side. Unlike most male adult stars, Seymore Butts has high cheekbones and a cute smile. He is a male porn star who might actually turn women on.
    The film began with Seymore standing in the rain getting drenched, then shaking out his lovely ringlets and promising to teach viewers everything they wanted to know about female ejaculation. His sermon was interrupted by a phone call from his mother, which he went inside to answer.
    From then on, the Butts residence was awash in activity. It was like he was a latter-day Mr. Rogers; his telephone and doorbell were constantly ringing. Only in this land of make-believe, it wasn't Mr. McFeely at the door but Tina, a blonde with basketball boobs who wound up engaging in coitus with another visitor to the Butts home. In one scene, a pants-less brunette strolled through Seymour's living room to retrieve her trousers from the laundry room. Shockingly, she never made it to the laundry room, but instead lost her top, her bra and about a half-gallon of she-jizz.
    Amid the unbelievable scenarios, viewers were treated to tips on squirting. Tina demonstrated advanced and beginner kegels, and Seymore boxed a plastic "Tae Bo buddy" while explaining that wrist and forearm strength are crucial to eliciting female ejaculations from your partner.
    Female Ejaculation: The Complete Guide is one of the loudest pornographic videos I've ever viewed. Inordinate amounts of wailing and moaning accompanied each squirting episode. After viewing the first two hours of footage, I wandered into my kitchen and realized my new next-door neighbors were having a fancy rooftop cocktail party while all my windows were wide open. I'm lucky no one called the cops.
    Horrified, I ventured back inside my bedroom, turned down the volume and decided to do a little exploring. Splaying my legs, I fiddled with my g-spot, making a come-hither motion with my fingers. I draped a condom over the Nubby G and coated it with lube. Evidently my eyes had been bigger than my pussy when I purchased the Nubby; its fat, curved head barely fit. When I finally managed to insert it, the pressure was too much for my clit. Within a minute or two, I achieved a satisfying clitoral orgasm that made me wonder why exactly I was bothering with the g-spot.
    If I were going to have a full-on g-spot orgasm, I would have to keep my fingers away from my clit, a feat that would possibly require restraints. Placing the Nubby G far out of reach, I tried again, this time using my fingers and the rapid motions I'd witnessed Seymore use. I clenched my PC muscles, sweated and strained, but produced no fountain.
    Frustrated, I called my friend Faceboy. Knowing he had experience with squirters, I thought he could give me advice.
    "Face, I've been rubbing my g-spot for an hour," I said. "I feel like I'm ready to squirt, but can't."
    "Well, what kind of sensations are you having?" he asked.
    "I feel the g-spot swell up and get hard. And it feels like I have to pee."
    "You know how when you pee, you just let go? That's what you have to do, just let go."
    "What if I pee?"
    "You won't. But, if you're really worried, try not drinking beer beforehand."
    "Sexual activity without beer — that's probably not going to happen. Also, I have to pee all the time anyway. I go through ninety percent of my life having to pee, and the other ten percent looking for places to pee."
    I live in constant fear of pissing myself due to my pea-sized bladder, but Faceboy was right. I would have to get over my phobia of pissing the bed before I could produce the glorious geysers I'd witnessed onscreen.

Observations/Results:
Quantify the effects of the experiment.

"Tobly, I'm worried I might pee on you," I told my lab partner when she arrived at my apartment carrying her hot copy of She Comes First.
    "I really wouldn't care," she assured me. "And I've been doing serious research. You're not gonna pee on me. We're gonna make this happen."
    "It could take a long time."
    "If it takes all night," she declared.
    Like a junior scientist who just discovered the explosive qualities of baking soda and vinegar, Tobly excitedly shared her findings. Opening the pages of She Comes First, she pointed to a line drawing of the urethral sponge and began explaining what happens when it fills with ejaculate.
    "What are those squiggly lines?" I asked, confused by the abstract expressionist nature of the image.
    "I think those are supposed to be pubes."
    "Why did they have to draw in the pubes?"
    "Because that's the mons pubis."
    "Yeah, but still it seems a little detail oriented."
    "Maybe the guy just digs pubes."
    Tobly put the book down and we went into my boudoir, where I put on How to Female Ejaculate and fast-forwarded to the ejaculations.
    "You know, they really don't tell you exactly how to do it in this video," Tobly noted.
    "I know," I said. "It's like they're showing off."
    Realizing Tobly was bored, I put on the more modern Seymore Butts DVD.
    "I'm really intimidated," I said, watching the fountains of clear liquid pouring forth from the actresses onscreen.
    "Don't be intimidated," Tobly said confidently. "They're in porn because they can do that. They're experts. That's why they get paid the big bucks."
    "I don't think I can do it."
    "You can do it. Turn that off and get naked."
    I stripped and lay some towels down on the bed, thrilled that, like my male counterparts, I now had a jizz rag.
    "Do you want to get naked too?" I asked Tobly, who still wore jeans and a T-shirt.
    "No. This is all about you. I'm just here to facilitate. It does feel a little technical, though."
    "Yeah, it's like we're about to do surgery."
    Some mood lighting and incense remedied the situation. I repositioned myself on the bed and Tobly poured a heavy coat of lube over my pudenda. Slowly she spread the lube around and inserted a finger. Luckily she had short nails.
    "Do you feel my g-spot?" I asked, excitedly. "It feels like a rough sponge, almost like a loofah."
    "Hold on. We're not there yet," she said, teasing me with her fingers and tongue until lube became superfluous.
    She slid two fingers inside of me, making the sign of Satan as she began to apply pressure to my G-Spot. She worked her fingers in and out, softly at first, and then hard and fast.
    Noises escaped my mouth not unlike those of a seal. It must've looked and sounded like Tobly was beating the shit out of me, because my chihuahua, JJ, darted into the bedroom and started going nuts.
    "I can't squirt with this commotion," I sighed, rising from the bed and relegating JJ to the kitchen, where she shivered dramatically.
    "Okay, back to work," I stated, reclining back on the bed, my g-spot still swollen and aching for relief.
    Tobly reinserted her fingers, rolling them over the ridges of my sweet spot and settling into a fast, repetitive motion whereby she pressed down on the G. Minutes passed, and with each minute my apparent urge to pee grew stronger. My PC muscles contracted around her fingers, but she wouldn't stop.
    "Oh my God, it's killing me!" I screamed. "Please stop!"
    "Really?"
    "No!"
    I begged her to stop several times and then begged her to keep going several times, all while grunting, moaning and sweating. I tried to "let go," as I'd been instructed to do, but nothing happened. I pressed down like I was draining my kitty and nothing happened. The pressure grew heavier and I feared it really would take all night. Tobly's face was inches from my crotch. She wore a look of pained determination. If you remember the scene in Alien where John Hurt's stomach bursts open and he gives birth to alien spawn, you'll have some idea of what my face looked like.
    Usually when I build up to orgasm I'm entertaining dirty thoughts, but I was entertaining no thoughts whatsoever. I was just focusing on the intense, unusual sensation in my crotch. I tried to sit up to lessen the pressure.
    "No, lie back down!" Tobly commanded.
    I lay back down and breathed, lifting my legs up, in what must've been a really unflattering move.
    And then, much to my surprise, I squirted. The feeling that I had to pee was gone, yet I hadn't peed; I had come instead! I stared down at my vagina, amazed.
    "Oh my God! You did it!" Tobly screamed.
    We hugged and rolled our sweaty bodies around on the bed together like we'd just won the lottery. As we collected ourselves, I immediately began asking questions regarding the aesthetic of my squirt. Because we weren't underwater, I knew it hadn't been as impressive as the ejaculations I'd watched onscreen. Still, I was a little disappointed when Tobly referred to my ejaculation as "cute."
    "It sprayed out about four inches. It was like a little fountain," she informed me.
    "Did it get in your hair?" I asked.
    "No. It didn't get that far."
    Disappointed by my lack of distance and aim, we tried to elicit a few more ejaculations, to no avail. I even convinced Tobly to get naked and allow me to dip my hands in her honey pot. But because I've had few such experiences, I was more interested in playing with her breasts, which were very large. "Breasts are awesome!" I exclaimed, forgetting the lab at hand.
    Unable to muster further ejaculations, we gave up and went to a nearby bar, where we discussed our g-spots ad nauseam.
    What fascinates me most about the g-spot is how big it gets when aroused, like a sponge that expands when it fills with liquid. I know it's not a very sexy adjective, but the g-spot is really neat. I'm glad I got to know it a little better.


Conclusion:
Summarize your findings. Don't forget to attempt to identify possible variables that could result in different findings for others trying to recreate your test results.

While I didn't prove to be a long-distance squirter, the fact that I squirted at all shocks me. To have occupied this body for more than about thirty years and not known about its ability to shoot mini-fountains of female ejaculate means that maybe I wasn't paying enough attention to it. Still, the time and effort required was more than I usually like to spend on an orgasm. I like my sex like a mafia hit — in and out and nobody gets hurt.
    "That was great, but I'm not sure I'll ever bother to do it again. It took too long," I told Tobly.
    "Rev., it only took twenty-five minutes."
    "Yeah, too long."
    That could change with time, assuming I do my kegels. As for whether my g-spot orgasm was better than my clitoral orgasms, it was different, but no more intense. As far as I'm concerned, all orgasms are winners.
    Still, I was proud of my come shot. I spent the following day boasting to friends that I'd squirted.
    "Was it fun?" my friend Tom asked.
    "It was fun, but it was a lot of pressure. I didn't want to disappoint."
    "Now you know how we feel," he said.


I Did It for Science appears monthly.








©2005 Rev. Jen Miller and Nerve.com

Commentarium (64 Comments)

Sep 08 05 - 12:41am
ted

great stuff.

Sep 07 05 - 9:20pm
jh

My first time squirting I was standing with one foot propped on the coffee table and he was kneeling in front of me doing the "come hither" thing with his hand. It took about 5 minutes. Give it a try that way next time.

Nice article - funny AND informative.

Sep 09 05 - 12:32am
DN

I loved the topic, the use of the scientific method, and the witty comments. A very excellent read!

"Breasts are awesome!"

Sep 08 05 - 8:31pm
twa

Hey there Rev. I love your determination.When my wife and I first started doing this she didn't squirt hardly at all. Now...she can soak a thick,doubled towel. We found that this works best for us ; She lays on her back and I put a pillow under her ass, then as I do the "come hither" motion with the fore finger and ring finger of my right hand, I press down just above her pubic bone with the heel of my left hand, not hard,but steady(I can feel my fingers caressing her g-spot on my hand) She squirts on my forearm,my stomach,my thighs, a good 2 feet anyway. The liquid is very hot and her orgasms drain her completely. Keep trying, it is well worth it.

Sep 09 05 - 1:33am
JAU

(Oh!!! So that's what it is!!) My, my, my!! What a simple thing, but so elusive. My johnson curves upward pretty normally, and it's just average size. Every woman I have ever bedded has had one of these 'soakers,' usually with her on top. I like the sensation, the roughness of the g-spot, and the amazement that they get when they come this way. But, alas, they didn't do this every time. As you say, it takes an effort, and they really had to want to have sex a lot to bring it on.

On another score: here's a question. Are there times when a woman will not want to have an orgasm, and she will actually have a better time and prefer bringing their mate to orgasm?

Feb 28 12 - 5:55pm
e

It always depends on the woman. I'm a woman who dates men and women. I don't like to bring men to orgasm when they ask me too. I do it when I feel like it or want to. I always want to bring my girlfriend to orgasm. it's way more fun.

Sep 09 05 - 11:41pm

Isn't it standard practice to provide visual documentation of scientific experiments?

Sep 10 05 - 9:53am
AJ

some feedback...

great article :) ...

just a few things

i squirt ... both vaginally and anally. i do not squirt every single time, with every single partner... but i have learned to control it to the point where i can do it pretty much on command

in my honest opinion every woman is capable of squirting... ive made plenty squirt myself who never have before...

if you leaned over a bucket and started drooling, the glands in your mouth would keep creating more saliva to compensate... therefore eventually and theoretically you could fill that bucket

the glands down below do the same thing

i bet you i can make you squirt in under a minute... there is way more to it than the technical stuff.... if you are turned on, and the spots are being hit properly... you might be amazed...

there are a few different types of female orgasms... i suppose we are lucky :)

clitoral
g-spot
the combination of the two
anal g-spot stimulation
etc etc etc

at the end of the day every vagina is different... we have outties and innies.... i tend to find the *innies* are much more prone to squirting than the outties... at least from my experience

i'm going to forward your article to axel braun... he is a squirting master... his father wrote the book

thank you for participating in this experiemnt... great read :)

if you ever need a good lab partner ... let me know :)

as ever

ariana

Sep 10 05 - 6:37pm
afv

This was so full of myths, you should really have your people better understand the reality of female ejaculation before they report on it. Kegels have nothing to do with female ejaculation...

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/services_female-ejaculation_what-is-it.htm

Sep 10 05 - 10:25pm
GBW

Fascinating... I can tell you that my wife has often become very moist. I wonder if this is a form of ejaculation. I will have to research this further. Thanks for your excellent documentary. I wouldn't mind getting a video copy of that study, because it could greatly enhance my wife and my sexual experiences together. Thanks again.

Sep 11 05 - 4:27pm
TS

I was also amazed when I squirted for the first time at age 30. How could it have taken me so long to realize my body was capable of something like that? In my experience, once you've gotten past your first time, squirting comes much more easily. For me, it felt like now that I know my body can do it, its much more likely to happen. Now it happens with some regularity, often when I'm not trying to make it happen (its usually when I've forgotten to put a towel down). Kegels really help, as does bearing down on your muscles during penetrative activites (I've gotten to the point where I sometimes squirt with just clitoral stimulation and bearing down on my pc muscles). Also, a lover of mine who was very consistent at getting me to squirt was convinved it was his finger fucking technique--he would do the "come hither motion" but then switch to a finget banging motion once he felt my g spot become hard. For me, g spot orgasms are deeper and more intense than clitoral orgasms.

Sep 13 05 - 8:34am
ted

I just want to see the video of you and Tobly doing this...

You shoule have recorded it...

Sep 14 05 - 11:04am
RW

Sorry to break up the party folks, but as a sex therapist, I have spoken to a world leading sexologist about this, who has carried out thousands of experiments regarding the female sexual response, and he assures me that there is no such thing as female ejaculate - it's urine, pure and simple.

Dec 11 11 - 8:33pm
KDK

And here you'd be wrong. There have been studies done and it IS NOT URINE! Yes, there are trace amounts of urea in it, just as there is in semen. In fact, female ejaculate is very similar in composition to semen minus the sperm - mostly sugars, some urea, water, the basics.

Mar 21 12 - 12:25am
LADY 95060

It completely frustrates me when I read stuff like RW writing "there is no such thing as female ejaculate". As a woman who has ejaculated - I assure you - women ejaculate.

Apr 14 12 - 4:18am
JG

sounds like someone needs to get laid, instead of just talking about to other people.

Apr 30 12 - 3:55am
edenrox

Im in my 40's and have been a gusher since my teens. This was a shock initially, and I thought something was wrong with me, bc of hearing its a myth. To ensure that it was not pee, I empty my bladder just before sex. I can assure you that dozens of lovers addicted to it can attest, it is NOT pee. Fingers and mouth can elicit more of a stream or fountain effect, and penetration just becomes a splashfest of opposing forces, and it can drench 3-4 towels with ease. The result dries slightly white, with a distinctively different essence than urine. Although If my bladder is more full, as with morning sex, I'm sure that some pee ends up spilling out after the ejaculate has. It has more of a scent, bc just like men, testosterone levels are higher after rest.

Sep 14 05 - 6:37pm
TDL

Erm... do females only ejaculate specifically when their g-spots are tickled? Because that kind of sounds like one of my Mom's little stories about how you can tell a baby is male or female with an ultrasound. Unfortunately, my Mom would never speak to me again if I dared to mention that females ejaculate, so I can't ask her. She probably doesn't even know.

Well, it appears you are either superstitious, or that you know more about sex than me, and they are both quite possible. :-P

Sep 14 05 - 11:53pm
lm

Great article, but Rev you have got to fix your dudes page. 404 errors just crush the perfect mood.

Sep 16 05 - 12:07am
AS

Rev you did it and welcum to a growing club..
With parctice and loads of time u will be cumm an expert.
Ive been at since I was 50 and darn I really do love the sensation. As for distance?? to each her own??

Sep 15 05 - 7:15pm
mee

Loved your article! My husband and I discovered 3 years ago while experimenting with different positions that I was am a clitoral squirter. At times the orgasms are so intense and wet, it's like turning on a waterhose. My lover, is able to make me squirt by my g-spot, which is even more intense than through oral stimulation, he also loves to have me squirt on his face, which you are right, is really hot!

Sep 15 05 - 11:44pm
dh

Hey Rev, Nice scientific contribution! Now, would you like to do something for Art? If you can use your resources to take a picture of your G-Spot and send it to me, I would like to sculpt it in glass. Or, is that too weird?

Sep 23 05 - 2:56pm
kp

Hi Rev., I am a 45 year old guy who has been married for 23 years. Sometimes good, sometimes not so good, we have hung in there. I found nerve one hot a sweaty unsatisfied night and have enjoyed it [solo unfortuantely] ever sense, but I must say I have alsway enjoyed your stuff, and this one was just fabulous. Thanks. Thanks for your sense of humor, your honesty, your wit your sense of the irreverent.

Thanks

Aug 08 07 - 1:07am
SMS

OMG, this is the greatest artical I've ever read on female ejaculation. It was super informative and hilarious the entire time. I sent it to my girlfriend immediately after reading it. Hopefully she can achieve one too. It'll hopefully be a lot easier now that we'll know more about what to expect.

Thanks

Jan 03 08 - 11:45pm
SRH

Hey Rev I just tried it and wow it worked this time. I think your story really helped. I am with you, an orgasam is so great why bother. It was really easy for me once I figured it all out, but an orgasam is still way sweeter for me, well I didn't orgasam at the same time but it was cool any way. I am 33 by the way and my boyfriend was kinda jealous I did it with out him and he had to help change the sheets but I promised him I would try to do it for him or show him how to do it to me. Thaaannnkkss

Apr 15 09 - 8:23am
PJ

Absolutely LOVED your article. Im bored at work, desperately trying to learn how to she-jizz and you have just made my day! I have now sent it to everyone I know. Utterly hilarious! Thanks. Pia, England

Jan 25 10 - 1:37am
Sqt

I thought this was a total myth until I was masturbating while going down on my husband (which he loves) and suggested that he put his fingers in me. He hit my hotspot perfectly with his fingertips and a few minutes later The sheets were soaked! Since then, we've tried while I'm lying on my back, but I seem to do best lying on my belly with my hips propped up and my husband fingering me from behind. I've even been able to do this while adding a small vibrator on (not in! It's just too hard to relax) my butt, and sometimes without rubbing my clitoris at all. It's a great turn on for my husband because it's something I haven't found a way to acheive without his help, and I'm more than happy to suck his cock either while he helps me or after I ejaculate. We discovered it by accident, and now it's a regular and immensely satisfying part of our sex life.

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Apr 23 10 - 1:26am
Nicole

Loved your article, I never knew so many people would be interested in female ejaculation. It's especially comical since the ONLY way I can orgasm is by "squirting", I have never came any other way! It wasn't until my partners started commenting on this that I knew not every woman ejaculates when she orgasms. So great investigative work!

May 28 10 - 3:54pm
NS

I'm SO trying to have one tonight.

Aug 07 10 - 2:37am
ls

Well written article. I have made a few females squirt in my time. But my current girlfriend can squirt and squirt and squirt. I have to get at least two towels, and a blanket so as to not soak the bed. She doesn't squirt far, but squirts well. It is very hot, and I love making her squirt and quiver.

Aug 31 10 - 2:13pm
NU

great article. My boyfriend really likes it when we practice making me squirt, however I only ever seem to acheive gushes...but I can definatly gush...A LOT. None of which is urine at all. I've been researching in how to "get distance" and from reading your article and some newly purchased toys, we're going to give the distance another go...the first time I ever squirted I didn't know what the hell it was and it went EVERYWHERE...the guy I was with got grossed out and didn't have a clue that it was the best orgasm I've ever had...here's to wet nights ;)

Sep 07 10 - 5:14pm
joe

DVD: How to Female Ejaculate

Oct 01 10 - 8:27pm
crackserial

Your writing is simple great, Especially for beginners!

Nov 18 10 - 1:05pm
Miss Natasha

Your article was informative and very funny. A couple of thing I'd like to add: You can achieve female ejaculation via clitoral stimulation too, also it does not alway result in orgasms, you can have ejaculation without orgasm. I like you hate exercising, so to work my Kegals I use smart balls (or ben a balls) i pop them in before my shower do my thing (wash hair, etc) and Voila Kegals done.
Miss Natasha
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Feb 04 11 - 11:27pm
Rapidshare Maribel

Hmm, nice. im out right now.

Feb 08 11 - 10:09pm
Keygen Greta

nice, you wrote a nice one.

Feb 18 11 - 5:17am
Crack Mireya

hahahaha! That is classic point of view.

Feb 18 11 - 9:06am
Crack Clare

It's really provoking point of view.

Jul 05 11 - 10:43am
SJ

Wow
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Jul 05 11 - 10:44am
SJ

I Like it Sophisticated and Sexually FREAK Exhillirating!

Nov 29 11 - 11:11pm
aish

i have squirted before and it was nice....but it took too long and the feeling to pee was uncomfortable......i prefer the direct stimulation of the clitoral glands....the orgasms are more intense and its quicker so i can have a few in one night!

Jan 03 12 - 12:16am
Yaoiluva

Very interesting study, if it's any consolation My first squirt was a couple days agoand it was even less impressive, it was about only a 2cm projectile... Mind you I did it by myself while cyber sexting my bf. Both my bf and I were so excited, now he can't wait to dig his fingers in and listen to me scream

Jan 06 12 - 10:50pm
Natasha

Finally, proof I was ejaculating.................
It first happened when I was 20 riding my man like a cowboy. Being in the health industry, we got out the urine testing kit and specimen jars and set to work. Yes, it was definitely not urine.
I am mid 40's now and find it only happens when I am lying flat on my back. Your article was informative, fun and so easy to read. We are going to start experimenting more and follow your technical advice. Thanks so much x

Jan 17 12 - 12:08pm
pren

hey, ur article is great am nd loved it..nd missed my guy throughout while reading..when he goes down on me nd also fingers i get this peeing sensation..nd some amount of fluid comes out- we r both nt sure if that fluid is result of my orgasm??help..

Jan 21 12 - 7:41am
Cheri

I'm pretty damn sure this isn't a real story. Like 98 percent its from a book called Live Nude Elf... Which makes the whole girl on girl story fake...oh and copywritten. seriously who does that?

Jan 25 12 - 4:19pm
snicklefritz

Great writing! Funny and informative. My ex could make.me squirt. He did this me every time.we had sex. He used his 2 or 3 fingers and did the come here move. That what he did every time. Some.orgasms were more.intense than others. When it first happened I told him to stop b/c I had to pee but nope. It was the BEST feeling ever. It is way more.intense and crazy than a.clitoral orgasm. I have only been able.to.squirt from fingers not a penis or.toy. there was a time when I was having sex with another ex and he penis was curved and bug. Everytime we had sex especially if I was on top I would like I had to pee so bad. So I would stop and just give him orally sex. Now that I know I could had been having g-spot orgasms for a.long time

Jan 30 12 - 9:25pm
Nancy

People have known about female ejaculation for more than 2 thousand years since the Kamasutra and is part of tantric lovemaking. The fluid is called amrita and is considered to be nectar of the gods, the ultimate healing potion. Th fact that is appears on the internet as it does, in the venues that it does, and referred to as it is with words like "cumming" and "squirting" is a sad tribute to the cheesy, pornographic, modern experience of sexuality and intimacy in an energetically sterile and sexually perverse culture. In tantric sexual practices, the joining of male and female energies is said to awaken the sleeping Kindalini (life force) serpent at the base of the lovers" spines and travel up through the chakra system, bursting out the crown chakra and reconnecting our consciousness to all parallel universes, transcending time and space. Kind of makes our petty jerk-off attitude toward sex a little embarrassing. The fact that most people don't even know about Amrita or that most women never experience it (ALL women are capable of this) is basically pathetic. After all that we went through with the feminist movement, you'd think we would have at least laid claim to our life, giving, sexual potential. Instead we pushed it further away and sought, instead, to become men - because, ladies, that's what "equal" really means. Look for upcoming web magazine - REAL FEMINISM.COM - Reclaiming the Power of Shakti

Jan 31 12 - 5:24pm
Denise

I found this experiment to be very informative. My husband and I read it together, as we laughed hesterically. I also tried it after reading up and watching the Seymore Butt video. With a huge amount of success. I was so surprised I could actually do it (multiple times)! It totally works!!

Mar 06 12 - 1:50pm
Shakti

What a great article. After extensive research on Toys that induce g-spot/ejaculation orgasms, I purchased the "je Joue" vibrator that specifically hits the g-spot and is revolutionary because it is the first vibrator that adjusts to the user's anatomy nd can be "customized" for maximum sensation. On my second try I felt a strong urge to pee, alongside a building frenzy -- unlike any other cltoral orgasm. I noticed curiously how my motion with the vibrator very much mimicked a guy's movements when jerking off. I was rubbing my g-spot in rapid fire motions and it looked very familiar making me wonder if I was discoverig for the first time how a guy mus feel when he is coming! After all, it is the same version ofthe same gland in both sexes! It was exhilarating, intense and quite euphoric. Hooray! I did it! It is worth trying out but just make sure you put some towels down first to soak up that sweet nectar.

Mar 14 12 - 7:31am
Rahil

Wwll Ive given girls in India a ggod massage and then follow it up with a g sopt massage and its mindblowing the way they go out of control
amazing

Mar 16 12 - 9:43pm
JoyLovewell

There are fabulous youTube videos which clearly explain and DEMONSTRATE how to squirt.
Search the term, Female Ejaculation
The clearest example, which uses a Fleshlight male masturbator to show how it's done, is by Harry Mete.
His youTube channel is, FemaleOrgasmGuy His vids are brilliant!

Mar 18 12 - 12:24am
Aisha.Love

I Squirted! I Squirted! I Squirted! I took the advice from here and other resources and I did it! It wasn't my first time, but it was the first time it happened NOT by accident. So, I was with my guy... He went down. I decided to sit on his face. Then I told him to insert his fingers and find the G-Spot. He found it and I told him to do a "come here" movement. He did it for like 5 minutes and I felt like I had to pee really Baddd. So he kept doing it until I felt like the "pee" was unbearable so I got up off top of him and stood up. Once I did that it started to shoot out. It looked like pee; it was just squirting everywhere! His eyes were huge and he started to hurry up and try to get under it. LOL. I was all excited like "I did it, I did it!" LOL. He was like "Woooow". I'm really suprised how fast it happened, and how controlled it was. I feel like I can do it on my own anytime now. I know what it takes. And I think it makes it really easier when I am in a straddling position. I have squirted a total of four times and this one is the first on purpose. But everytime I was on top and once standing. It has always been in a position where I can just "drip out". But it did feel like I had to release it. I just "let go". It's like peeing for lack of better wording. But I know it wasn't pee b/c I went to the bathroom after and peed A LOT. So next time I'ma try to squirt while laying on my back and squirt it in his face, lol. Thank you for your research. It really helped and I watched videos and researched info and it all helped. It's basically hitting the g-spot until it's completely unbearable, feeling like you have to pee, then letting go! It's so exciting! :)

Mar 26 12 - 11:34pm
waffles

Rev Jen! I've always been a fan of you and Faceboy when you're on KATG, and after my recent experiences with squirting I decided to do a little more research and was so excited to come across your experiment!

While the first time I squirted wasn't quite as scientific, there was a bit of research involved. My boyfriend at the time, and the first man I'd ever had sex with, sent me this YouTube video where a very zen woman explained how to find and stimulate the gspot, and how to push out to turn that "I need to pee" feeling into a female ejaculate. He wanted to try it, so I obliged, and BAM, I pushed his fingers out and completely soiled my sheets. That was about 3-4 years ago, and while the "pushing" motion eventually became part of how I reached orgasm during vaginal sex with men, I was never able to actually squirt again, until recently.

This is where is gets a little ridiculous. My current boyfriend is amazing, open, and, like me, queer. This makes for one of the most intense and intimate sexual partnerships I've ever experienced. Early on, I mentioned the squirting experience to see if he had any interest in attempting a repeat, since he seemed pretty open to pretty much anything. Unfortunately, he responded with an unfortunate tale of his father over sharing on a camping trip that, along with the nude photographs of his mother that he has to sell in his father's old art gallery, caused me to avoid any further discussion of the subject.

About a month ago, though, we were having sex and I pushing as I do when I'm about to come. At this point, he pulled himself out and began rubbing from my lips to my clit with the head of his dick, and voila! I came! At first I was embarrassed, until he exclaimed "holy shit that was awesome!" Since then, we've been keeping towels on hand whenever we get into things, even pausing to lay one down before he starts to bring me to climax, but no amount of towels could prepare us for this last weekend.

We decided to spend the rainy afternoon stoned in my apartment, and it didn't take long for us to find ourselves going at it in my bed. After quite a bit of foreplay, he began fucking me and making me cum (at this point he had figured out how to get multiple orgasms out of me by fucking me in between bouts of squirting in order to build up the pressure again). Once or twice since the first time I came all over him, I had been strong enough to push him out and cun just from him being inside me, though it wasn't nearly as strong as when he was rubbing me directly with his head. However, after drenching the first towel, we grabbed a fresh one and he flipped me over, bouncing my ass like a basketball and causing me to soak through the second one. STILL, the most impressive part of the afternoon was when I was on top of him. Shortly after mounting him, I pushed him out of me and splashed us both with my cum. He quickly pushed himself back inside and after 3-4 more pumps, he was out and we were both more soaked. This continued on about 6-7 times, and each time I came he found a way to make me cum more. Eventually I ran out of steam and felt every limb was going to fall off from overstimulation and exhaustion, and we found ourselves laying in a puddle of my cum. We had to strip the sheets, set up fans, and sleep at his place to let things dry out a bit.

Needless to say, it was an eventful weekend, and yes, over time you do get stronger and you can squirt more and farther. Even more amazing: as we were laying there, recovering, talking about how incredible the afternoon had been, I got myself so worked up just listening to him that I managed to make myself squirt without even touching myself. Crazy, ridiculous, incredible, mind-blowing. All of the above and more.

Apr 03 12 - 12:16pm
Higher Ground

I have found that sometimes it takes so long to shejaculate that even though I have emptied my bladder, I end up peeing a little. This is during solo play so it has not been that embarrassing, but I would not want to do that in front of a partner. Does anyone else notice they alternate between peeing and "shejaculating"? How do you avoid peeing? Also, I have plenty of squirting going on but not the mind-blowing orgasms that go with it. (At least they don't feel like clitoral orgasms) What's going on with that? I want to learn to gush while orgasming. Any tips?

Apr 11 12 - 2:52pm
jim

Trust me...this does exist. I met my girlfriend recently, and the second time we had sex, it happened. I had heard about it...and it doesn't taste or smell like urine at all. since we figured out how to (almost) perfect this technique...and I say almost because we can achieve it until it seems to just run out, and she is exhausted. What we've learned is we get in a "69" position, with her on top. I will insert two fingers inside her about an inch or two, alternating between rubbing in and out, or up and down, and using my tongue on her clit. Sometimes it's a lot of fluid(seems like a quart) and sometimes just a little. And yes, use a towel. It's definitely an ego booster for me, even though I really don't have all that much to do with it. the potential for her to do this was always there, I was just lucky enough to find it. I never want to try sex with anyone else ever again. Oh, and the taste is different depending on what she eats or drinks that day (tomato sauce makes it really bitter). try this technique, I hope you're not disappointed

Apr 17 12 - 9:36pm
Sadok

simply it works , i tried it and she got out of brain and it's not urine !

May 31 12 - 9:10am
Dawn

I started ejaculating after I had my hysterectomy. Every year I produce more and more liquid. It is the most intense feeling but is very inconvient since I really need a waterproof sheet and quite a few towels even just to masterbate. I can do it clitorally or through penetration. I have never done kegel exercises so don't think those will help or hinder, at least in my case. My husband loves it. But I really could do without it sometimes. Good for you on going for it.

May 31 12 - 11:43pm
Shiva

After a few weeks of reading about and practicing inducing FE and learning how to awaken my own sacred waters (thanks to a g-spot vibe) the waters flow auotmatically every time I have sex. I truly think that there is a body/ muscle memory that helps my body unfurl. It is like learning to ride a bike - it becomes easy and effortless. I cannot orgasm the same way as with clitoral stim but the releasing of the very hot amrita feels sooo wonderful I almost dont care -(but I am still working on that part!) I can FE multiple times and the rush is more of a whole body experience vs. the clenching of a clitoral orgasm. It is very different from urination. I can locate the place where the skene's glands emit the sacred waters (amrita) from which the FE flows: it millimeters-apart from the opening of the urethra. It is definitely not like peeing but more like bearing down and holding still. My lover is thrilled with how he can induce my new flow powers and enjoys that I am showing my enjoyment through the FE I copiously produce. Sometimes, however, it takes a long time to eh
FEjaculate, so have patience (and line your bed with towels!!) This is the best and most fulfilling discovery I have encountered i my sex life and I am thankful we can learn from logs like this. tcheers!

Jun 15 12 - 9:50pm
Mia

When I first squirted I was 31, always had a high sex drive but my boyfriend loved to spend ages giving me oral & touching me, made me so turned on & he just wanted to please me, I used to squirt so much was soaking, he was so turned on, amazing..........with my new boyfriend he was shocked when I squirted as he never had a woman do that before............it kinda feels naughty which in itself is a massive turn on..I still love my clit orgasms which I give to myself the best..........great article, very sexy story

Jun 19 12 - 7:54pm
ellis

Thank you for sharing your story. I ended up here because my awesome Dom gave me a research assignment to get me to stop worrying about the mess I always seem to leave behind. He is very good at making me squirt repeatedly, and it adds up quickly to a wet mess. He loves it and didn't understand why I had always tried not to until he came along and instisted that I let go and enjoy. WOW! What a difference it makes.

Jul 16 12 - 12:11am
Faye

I've been lucky enough to be able to do it since I was thirteen. The longer the foreplay and the more turned on I am, the more liquid I am able to squirt out. During an extra-satisfying orgasm, waves of liquid seem to pour out in time with the spasms of my climax, soaking through the mattress in a huge wide wet puddle. It's just the best feeling in the whole world!
Every lover I have had who has been skilful and allowed me to "let go" has been highly appreciative and turned on by my gushes. All except the first, who when we split up, told me in a loud voice in a crowded pub that I was a "smelly bitch because you piss all over when you come!". Although I knew that it wasn't urine, I've always been fascinated by where the liquid comes from, and have spent many hours bringing myself to orgasm squatting over a large mirror to see if I could detect what hole(s) it shot out from! I can do it myself with clitoral stimulation, but it's always much more explosive when my partner fingers my G-spot and sucks and tongues my clit at the same time while I squat over his face with my legs spread as far as they'll go. He loves it when I shoot in his mouth, and tries to gulp it back but sometimes it's too much in volume and it pours down onto his chest, belly and cock (which he says gets extra-stiff with the deluge!). He says it tastes sweet and sometimes salty and he can't get enough. You can imagine how wonderful and liberating I find this.

I remember, aged sixteen, a school friend and I were in her bedroom shyly discussing the topic of masturbation. When I confided my "special skill", she was so intrigued (and obviously aroused) that she asked me to show her, which I did. I enjoyed the unexpectedness of her watching me finger myself in such close proximity, that in no time at all I had come, spraying and arcing an unprecedented amount into her very shocked face and then immediately pushed two fingers inside her sopping wetness, massaging her G-spot until she too was able to shoot out a warm jet as she came, much to her surprise. We keep in touch from time to time, and she has mentioned on more then one occasion what a pivotal experience that was for her, finding out that such a thing existed and achieving it all at the one time.

Aug 18 12 - 11:05pm
Kalli

I really love the post calling it "the nectar of the gods.". That's a lovely way to refer to it.

I first gushed with a bf about 6 yrs ago. I'd seen an episode of The L Word where it happened, but I still freaked out. My boyfriend LOVED it and wanted it to happen all the time. I would have performance anxiety and shut down. After we broke up I played with G-Spot toys, but nothing really happened on my own. Then I met this darling British lad, took him home, and we had crazy, crazy sex all night long and I GUSHED LIKE A FOUNTAIN! With his fingers, with his mouth, with his cock, any which way, I just drenched the sheets, drenched him, and myself. He lapped it up and begged me to come in his face so he could drink it. I had no idea my body could do that. He was so delighted. He kept saying things like "I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MYTH! THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!" and approved of it and enjoyed it so much (and I really couldn't help it, it just kept happening again and again) that I got over any earlier freak out I'd had with my ex (even though he liked it too). Now I can do it on my own at home (I soak towels, it's ridiculous). Men I've been with since LOVE IT and beg me to come all over them or to come in their mouths. Watching someone go from seriously turned on to wild animal after I've squirted in his mouth is one of the hottest things ever. It's real, it's natural, it's fun. Xoxo