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August 24, 2010
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Excerpted from Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk by the Association for the Betterment of Sex (Scott Jacobson, Todd Levin, Jason Roeder, Mike Sacks, and Ted Travelstead). Copyright © 2010. Published by Broadway Books, a division of Random House, Inc. Reprinted with permission. |
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Commentarium (17 Comments)
if anyone wants to know: the tunes that are notated in the 2nd list are:
mary had a little lamb, yankee doodle, jingle bells, skip to m'lou, and old macdonald.
I'm not sure I get any of the intended jokes in that list, or, maybe, the joke is that old macdonald is unexpected after the more graphic titles... either way, the jokes are not even mildly amusing.
These kinds of things are amusing when you've got 200 pages of them and are just browsing through while waiting for something else to do. It doesn't work too well as a Nerve excerpt, though.
"Thick nest of animal hair trapped between your teeth.".... ew. IDK who they blew but even before I lost my virginity - orally speaking or otherwise - I made sure that junk was tidy.
Just Googled "But Charlie, I Don’t Play Volleyball" and got nothing. How disappointing.
See, this is a prime example of Nerve sucking. WTF did I just read?
This was hilarious. Prime example of why internet commenters are often just haters.
This was terribly stupid.
The sound list is best.
Tepid on a good day if that was the best excerpt from the published work....
So I'm guessing "But Charlie, I Don’t Play Volleyball" is fictional.
Why the fuck is nerve so fucking obsessed with virginity?
Why is it always people with no sense of humor who want to tell you something isn't funny?
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Ur a loser is stupid
I thought that was pretty funny. But then I got here from another site and wasn't expecting it.
i lost my virginity when i was 17 two years ago
I found this funny rather than helpful. It isn't what I was expecting at all.
The writer should probably research this topic a little more since they seem to be very timid(?) about it.
I'm sorry if I have offended any one, but I honestly think the writer could've done so much better if they had put in more effort and personalized it a bit. Plus it did say to write something...so I'm giving my honest opinion. I hope someone found it helpful, funny, or at least agreed.