Add a pair of opera glasses and Dom Pérignon, and it's basically the most sophisticated tech to ever lick a clit.
This week, innovative sex toy designers, Lelo, announced the missing link in women's pleasure: a vibrator that can eat you out. According to Lelo, the Ora, is "the first ever sensual massager to offer long, seductive swirls and intense pulsations on and around the clitoris." The toy has an internal "flicking" and "swirling" mechanism underneath its circular silicone design which recreates the movements of a tongue during cunnilingus. The Ora boasts 10 different stimulation patterns and a comfortable-fitting handle. Add a pair of opera glasses and Dom Pérignon, and it's basically the most sophisticated tech to ever lick a clit.
This isn't the first oral sex simulator on the shelves, but it's certainly the most advanced and user-friendly. A few years back, Love Honey's Sqweel hit the market with its 10 lapping silicone flaps, but the toy resembled a (slightly terrifying) rotating tongue windmill. Compare the Ora with other cheap clit kissers, and you'll see how the latest iteration of an oral sex toy benefits from its internal pulsating tongue. If you want to drop hints to your Valentine to pick you up a $169 Ora next month, might I suggest laying out platters of figs and papaya and making slurping noises until they finally ask what your deal is. Either that or buy it for yourself. You might not need another lover again.
[h/t Refinery 29]