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The Bonkers Christmas Commerical for a Gay Fetish Site Will Totally Turn You On

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Slick up your stocking this Christmas.

The fetish-oriented men's underwear, swimwear, and eroticwear site, Slick It Up, just released its holiday commercial and, boy, is it something else. Co-starring designer and owner David Mason (who you might recognize Mason as the uber sexy gay unicorn that circulates every year around Halloween). The commercial has three wise men representing gold, frankincense, and myrrh, but in this case they're nothing like they are in the Bible. You've got to see it to believe it. And if anyone gets me in the Secret Santa, you can pick me up a Candy Cobra thong, which only wraps one leg. K? Thanks!