What do you do for a living?
I’m a server at the Cheesecake Factory. I hate my uniform when I have to walk around the mall, but my job actually has gotten me laid. I always end up flirting with the hostess, and there are always cute servers around. You meet a lot of different people and a lot of different personalities. It’s awesome. It’s pretty common to be messing around in the car in the parking lot after work. Stuff like that. I’ve only ever had one one-night stand, and it was with a hostess.
Do you have any crazy exes?
Yes! I would hang out with my guy friends and she would think I was fucking them, even though I’m totally straight. It got pretty awkward. This girl would literally stalk every single little thing that I did. So I’m glad to be out of that.
Have you ever done anything crazy to get a girl’s attention?
Once while I was flirting with a girl, I taught her how to ride my motorcycle. While I was drunk. She was pretty tipsy also. She busted her ass pretty bad. But it got me in the door! I was able to get her number afterwards, and I’m talking to her still. I’m not sleeping with her, but we’re talking. I’m in the door.
What’s your favorite position?
Girl on top, reverse cowgirl, because the girl’s kind of taking control. I like it when she takes control, when she takes initiative during sex. It’s usually the guy doing most of the work. But I prefer that if we’re talking about sex in a relationship. If it’s a one-night stand, that kind initiative on her part may be expected already, so it’s cool in a relationship where it’s not as common.
What do you think of the dating scene in Miami?
I like it. I’ve dated quite a few girls, but I also have a lot of friends who don't ever really date around that much. I don’t know what it is about me, I guess I just like talking to people more than everyone else. I don’t really approach girls, though. If I’m in a one-on-one situation, like at school or work, I’ll eventually end up talking to a girl in that way. But I’ll never go out to a bar to talk to girls.
What’s one thing you wish you could change about the opposite sex?
Nothing. I prefer for girls to be themselves. I wouldn’t want them to change because that would ruin the fun of it. That would just make everybody the same person. I like uniqueness.
What did your parents tell you about sex?
They never talked to me about sex. Not at all. They don’t want to know about it, they don’t want to think about it. It’s a bit of a "we respect your privacy" kind of thing. They pretty much told me, “Don’t do things that will get you sick.” So that obviously covered safe sex and everything, but that’s all they were going to say. They’re pretty traditional, they obviously don’t want me sleeping around with a bunch of different girls and stuff. But honestly, this is all just what I assume. They never told me anything specifically about any of it because we just don’t talk about these things. I didn't really even introduce my parents to girlfriends I’d bring home. It was more like, “Hi, this is so-and-so, we’re going to go play video games in my room.” Little did they know what was really going on.