Charter, 27

Where are you from?
Iowa. I've been in New York for a year. Iowa's a tighter-knit group. You can't date anyone that your friend hasn't already dated. Here it's way different. You don't know anybody! In Iowa, you personally know everyone that your girlfriend has been with. That's a big problem. Now, I'm good friends with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, but at the time, it was weird. Dating here is totally out of my element. It's different just not knowing people. I'm used to knowing somebody from someplace — we have this friend in common or we can talk about this. Here you just totally start from the beginning and that's it.

Do you have any crazy exes?
Yes, I do. Pretty crazy. Crazy in bed, as well. But I don't think I should say anything else. That's not such a good idea.

Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?
I was at a Motley Crue concert and fingered my girlfriend in front of thousands of people during "Home Sweet Home." It was very ironic. It was definitely an experience. Everybody could see us doing it and they could totally tell, but we didn't really care. After the concert it was a lot of fun, too. We got worked up.

How do you impress the ladies?
Back in Iowa I had really long hair, so that got girls to notice me right off the bat because I looked like Kurt Cobain. I didn't really have to do anything. I comment on girls' shoes a lot, and that gets the conversation going. If a girl is wearing really pointy shoes, I'll say, "Those look like they hurt," and that gets the conversation going.

Have you ever been offended in the bedroom?
A girl wanted to play with my butthole, and I was not into that. I didn't like it. I let her try, but it didn't do anything for me. It pretty much brought everything to a stop. It was like, all right, I let you do this, I didn't like it, let's just go with what we know, okay?

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