Jameson, 35, and Doug, 35

What do you do for a living?
Jameson: We're skateboarders. This is one of the most famous places in the world to skateboard.

Do you have day jobs?
Doug: ...Retail.
Jameson: Marketing.

Okay, forget that. Do you use skateboarding to attract ladies?
Doug: Not all of them.
Jameson: When we were growing up, it wasn't as popular. Now it is.
Doug: Honestly, though, we're not targeting anybody. When we're out skateboarding, we're doing it for ourselves. If someone's attracted to us, that's an added bonus. And being a skateboarder is an added bonus for her. She's like, "Oh, he's athletic? Oh, that's why he hit it so good."
Jameson: But you know what we do to get the ladies? We bubble. We bubble into clubs.

Please explain.
Doug: It's when you get into a bar or a club for free. When you drop us off at the Mezzanine, you'll see. It's called bubbling.

Do you have any lines that you use as well?
Jameson: No, no lines.
Doug: Just act natural.
Jameson: Freestyle. It's like freestyle rapping.

Are you into lady skateboarders?
Doug: There were a lot of them at Rock The Bells today. Oh my God.
Jameson: Yeah, hoochie mamas all day long.

I used to date a guy who was big into rollerblading —
Jameson: That's the worst thing I ever heard in my life.

Why is there such a rivalry between skateboarders and rollerbladers?
Jameson: They're fruitbooters. Rollerblading gives a woman a good booty. But as far as a man doing it... what the fuck is that?
Doug: It doesn't defy the laws of gravity.
Jameson: It doesn't take a lot of time to learn what you're doing. Skateboarding, you've got to start when you're young. Old-school rollerskating, that disco shit, is much better than rollerblading. But if a girl wants to rollerblade, more power to her.

What's your best hookup story?
Jameson: Actually, my first threesome I met at Club 6.

Did you bubble in?
Jameson: We bubbled. We were definitely bubbling. You want to see us bubble? Drop us up front here. But yeah, it was a great time. You know what's funny, though? I had three threesomes in one year and I haven't had any since.

Ah, a magical year of threesomes.
Jameson: I was on a roll one year! Once I learned how to do it, I kept doing it and then all of a sudden…

You got burned out?
I think I'm over my prime.

Have you ever hooked up in a cab?
Doug: No.
Jameson: I have. Just fingered this girl. Doing cocaine.

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