Luis, 27

At the Wall. [Nerve: "The Vietnam memorial?"] Yeah, sorry. It was one of those nights. We got caught in the heat of the moment. It was empty with just a few tourists. You could see them from a distance, but it was pitch black out there.

 

Danny Rebel, 23

Right after a gig, I chatted up this one girl, and we eventually talked for about an hour, and then she gave me one of the best blowjobs I've ever had — in a parking lot. The dirtiest, stinkiest fuckin' parking lot, behind this dumpster. She knew what she was doing, and she dirty-talked. She kept talking while she was sucking my cock.

 

Mojdeh, 19

It was late at night and I was having sex in a small park next to the Knitting Factory in Williamsburg. And the cops showed up two minutes later. It was freaky, 'cause I could have been a sex offender.

 

Drew, 34

Back when I was a teenager, I was in the reserves, and it started off on a tank. It was with a non-com. Master corporal.

 

Conrado, 24

I had a girl push me into an unused entrance of a convent and pull my pants down and proceed.

 

Jessica, 55

My husband and I were courting each other. There was no private place for us to go, he was sort of... still married, and I was dating a fireman named Blaise. Anyway, our romance was getting hotter and heavier, but we didn't have any place to go. So anyway, we're back in the restaurant kitchen, and we thought, well, what about on top of the walk-in refrigerator? That was where we kept all of our paper goods, and there was a lovely bed of pizza boxes. The walk-in was about eight feet high and only accessible with a ladder, so everyone thought we were in the office doing work. Meanwhile, we're on top of this refrigerator that isn't enclosed! We can hear all of the kitchen guys talking and working! Let me tell you, it's hard to get off listening to Mexican guys cooking hamburgers five feet away.

 

Rob, 25

I was the mascot for Wagner College, I was a sea-hawk, and I fucked one of the dance girls on the fifty-yard line. [Nerve: "Really? In the costume?"] Well, I had the head. But I took it off after a minute because I couldn't breathe. It was the middle of the night, I was a freshman, and it kind of just happened that way.

 

Felicia, 23

In a moving car. He was the driver. We were on the highway going a little under the speed limit. I've never told anyone that before.

 

Sal, 36

When I was in high school, staying at my grandparents' place, a girl I met was staying at her grandparents' place. I snuck out of the old folks home where my grandparents were and walked five or six miles through the swamps of Florida to get to the old folks' home that she was staying at, snuck past security, and climbed through the window.

 

Sasha, 22

I made my long-term partner do it with me in public for Valentine's Day. When we were living in Australia together, I picked a playground during full daylight next to a road just to see if he would. He's a little more straight-laced than I am. And it was great! It was classy. Did a little pull-up on the monkey bars.

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