Nathanael, 30

Lost my virginity in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese. I was wearing my girlfriend's clothing at the time, and on substances I won't really go into detail about right now. It was awesome. We were bounced out of there, and for a year I was no longer welcome at the place where a kid can be... a man! I'm not lying.

 

Friday, 26

A junkyard. Yeah, it was pretty tight. I mean, we didn't just find a nasty Buick and do it in there — I got my car and we found a spot where it blended in. It worked.

 

Angela, 28

I had sex in a mall bathroom one time. That was kind of fun. I just kind of grabbed her and uh, stuff happened.

 

Deon, 26

Oh, I got a blowjob in that corner over there, thinking that no one could see me because I was so drunk. The bar was still going. It was pretty jumping. And I was like: no one can see us. Let's just go in this corner. Yeah... everyone could see us. And I got in a lot of trouble.

 

Braxton, 24

In high school, I was dating a girl and we were both at my best friend's parents' house. Things were getting a little heavy, so we wanted to leave. It was in the middle of winter and we were across the street from a Catholic church and a Catholic school. We went into the parking lot of the school and kicked open the door of one of the school buses and took care of business. The seats were really cold. And then we couldn't get out of the bus. I trapped myself in a Catholic school bus after sinning. Quite the punishment.

 

Johnny, 25

I was in a car, parked outside a university. The car was shaking, and a cop stopped by to check in on us. He said, "I'm not going to report this. Just finish and go." Those were his exact words. [Nerve: "Was it hard to finish then?"] No, it was like I had the stamp of approval.

 

Weejee, 37

I was living in a closet for awhile and my girlfriend actually came out to visit me. The best accommodations I could offer were of course, in my closet with me, and we ended up doing it on what turned out to be my roommate's beanbag chair in my closet. And then they threw away the beanbag, which I thought was unfair because actually we had just gotten out of the shower and it was clean post-shower sex. I didn't think the beanbag needed to be thrown away.

 

Winston, 28

I had sex on a Ferris wheel only a few months ago. Like five or six months ago. Her sitting on my lap facing the other direction. It's not quite doggy style. I don't know what you call that... sitting?

 

L. Diablo, 32

A trapeze net. [Nerve: "Were you having sex with a circus performer?"] Yes.

 

J.J., 26

I did hook up with a really cute pedi-cab driver I met through the restaurant. This one girl driver came by all the time when I was working at the door, and sometimes we talked for a while. One night, we went back to "her place," which turned out to be the garage of the pedi-cab company. We had a bunch of drinks, and talked, and then we had sex. In the morning, I woke up naked on this mattress on the floor of a pedi-cab garage. At first, I had no idea where I was. It was pretty surreal. Then the pedi-cab drivers started to come in to start their daily shift. Nobody seemed to notice, or care, that there was a naked guy on a mattress in the corner.