24. Rob Delaney on women's grooming habits

Rob Delaney is extremely funny, but he's also dark, absurd, and occasionally outright terrifying. Here, he expounds on wanting to have sex with a woman who could build a shed with her bare hands (then have sex with him in it), before reassuring us that if he wanted to fuck a child, hey, he's a big guy — he could do it.

23. Dave Chappelle on being directed where to come

If you're looking for valid sex advice, Dave Chappelle might not be your guy, but if you're looking for a laugh, he's your man. He educates us on the pros of being told where to come, and the cons of being told when to come, and how all relationship problems can be solved by a girl "sucking on her own titties."

22. Jerry Seinfeld on how men view sex

In a world where gender and sex are constantly being discussed and defined, who better than Jerry Seinfeld to explain to us the differences between men and women? "Men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency." And ladies, he also answers the long-pondered question, "What are men thinking?" with the most obvious and penetrating response: "Nothing!"

21. Lewis Black on losing his virginity

Lewis Black is best known for his apoplectic rants about politics and the little annoyances of everyday life, which makes this bit that much funnier. Touching on learning about sex in the '60s and the utter terror of losing your virginity, Black still finds time to give that vein in his forehead a workout.

20. Phyllis Diller

Wiry, self-deprecating, and relentlessly on point, Phyllis Diller was a groundbreaking comedienne. Here, she snarks about the rampant horniness of youth: "The current definition of a virgin is an ugly third grader." She says she's on the losing side of the sexual revolution, but we don't believe her.

19. Ellen Degeneres on making home videos

Honestly, if we had to pick one person in the entire world to teach us any subject, we'd pick Ellen Degeneres. Especially if that subject was how to film your own porn. Degeneres touches on the egotism, self-consciousness, and awkwardness that can easily occur. But its her big heart that wins you over, especially as she bites her own lip to keep from laughing.

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