"Oh, that feels great, buddy."
People say weird stuff in the heat of the moment. Yesterday Redditors sounded off on the craziest things they've been told. We've compiled our favorites.
When something is happening to your butt, it's hard to think about something else, like saying words.
One person's mouth is free to flap, which can be dangerous.
Not hard enough, obviously.
4. Too Casual
C'mon, dude. Show some respect.
5. Daddy Issues