The One Simple Secret to Getting a Lot More Action
Raise your game by lowering your voice.
By Dr. Alex Schiller
My name is Dr. Alex Schiller and I Never Sleep Alone.
Unless I want to.
I am a Sociosexual psychologist, dedicated to helping you become the sexiest and most powerful version of yourself, so that you will never be lonely or hungry or horny again. I am often asked, “Dr. Alex, how do I find The One? How do I find that perfect person who makes me feel complete?” My answer to that question is always the same: To find The One, you must become The One.
I am going to tell you how exactly how to do this. I’m going to tell you how to transcend the mediocre majority and become the sexy and powerful exceptional individual you were born to be. And, if you actually listen to me, you will soon become The One that everyone wants.
If you don’t, you won’t. Simple as that.
The first thing you need to do is to stop talking like everyone else. How?
1. Never complain.
Nobody wants to hear about how your dog is sick, your job sucks, and your ex is an asshole. Most people complain all the time. So, if you don’t complain, not only will you be better than everyone else, but the people you interact with will assume you love your life, which will make them want to become a part of your world.
2. Never speak quickly or loudly.
Nobody wants to hang out with a hyper, insecure, attention-whore (female or male). Most people talk way too fast and way too loud. So if you can speak slowly and lowly, especially in crowded places, you will not only appear to be a confident and relaxed Exceptional Individual who is better than the mediocre majority, but people will have to lean in to you in order to hear you, which will make everyone around you feel that person wants you. If they think this person wants you, then they will also want you. And if this person thinks they want you, then he or she will want you even more. Desire is contagious.
3. Never misuse the word “like.”
Nobody wants to sleep with someone who sounds as though they belong on a reality show about unfuckable idiots. Most people misuse the word “like” an average of seven times per minute. Therefore, if you can watch yourself and make yourself SSL (Stop. Saying. “Like.”), not only will you be better than everyone one else, but your constant vigilance over your speech patterns will help you to remember to speak slowly, lowly and never complain.
I guarantee if you can actually make yourself stop talking like everyone else, you be well on your way to becoming The One that everyone wants.
Dr. Alex Schiller is a sexual psychologist and music therapist who brings hot singles together through her hilarious, interactive, incredibly insightful Joe’s Pub show, Never Sleep Alone, and her indispensable upcoming guide of the same name, coming soon from Gallery Books. Join Dr. Alex, played by Ms. Roslyn Hart, for her next show, Friday, March 28th at 9:30pm at Joe’s Pub.