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This New Vibrator Looks Exactly Like Your iPhone

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Please don't try to call your mom with it.

I've seen vibrators that hook up to iPods, I've squeezed vibrators that look like lemons, and now, thanks to the craftswomen at iGino, we now have a vibrator that could practically double as an iPhone 4.

The iGino (perhaps short for iVagino?) is basically an iPhoneish box that has a little tiny vibrating nub inside. That nub is part of a new technology called "vibraMoove," a waddling motion that's designed to mimic the movement of a woman's finger during masturbation, while combining the traditional pearl-twirl with some extra strong vibration. It even has an integrated charging port for a quick recharge. But according to the iGino site, the limited vibe has just "one, perfect speed: orgasmic."

The designers claim that the reasoning behind the iPhone case (no, the thing doesn't send emojis) is so you can store it anywhere, like on your bed, on your work desk, in your laptop bag (specific), and in your holiday suitcase (extra specific). "This new style of sex toy has not only been designed by a woman, for women; it is quite ingeniously the most non-sexual looking object to be sold as a sex toy ever," the site claims. And discretion really does seem to be the aim of the iGino, because with its wagging one-speed peg, the iGino appears to be a slightly less sophisticated version of the LELO ORA oral sex stimulator. In fact, it sorta resembles the not-very-advanced Prelude 3  of the 1970s, which was basically like a KitchenAid mixer with a vibrating node.

And while I'm sure there is nothing greater than the exhilaration of leaving your iPhone-vibrator hanging around your office's breakfast nook, the iGino doesn't perform any of the tasks that I want an actual real iPhone around for: taking pictures of sidewalk dogs and texting my sister. But for people who arbitrarily enjoy things that look like other things, this may be the vibrator for you. 

This recent upswing of public-ready sex toys — incognito vibrators and pocket-size male masturbators — are just some of the many reasons I no longer sit on park benches.

Image via iGino.