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This Was Porn In The Year 2013

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Pornhub releases end of the year stats just in time for porn's hugest surge of the year.

This was a big year for porn (well, isn't it always?). We've seen the dramatic impact of L.A.'s Measure B law, the first Google Glass porn was created despite Google's restrictions, Farrah Abraham released a thinly veiled "sex tape", Pornhub offered their server knowledge to Obamacare, the porn industry shut down exactly three times due to stars testing HIV positive, and just recently, Al Goldstein of Screw magazine passed away. 

But we all know what goes down in porn isn't just a public affair, but a private one. In its own trip down memory lane, Pornhub released their annual end of the year stats. While a whopping 14.7 billion horny keyboardists logged onto their favorite site this year in predictable swarms, they also, not unlike migratory birds, have crazy traffic patterns. 

People are mostly masturbating in January. Because let's face it, there is literally nothing else to do in a blizzard with your hands.

A case of the Mondays simply means, "I am going to go home and masturbate this all away."

Ahhh, teen creampie. The ole standard.

Give the gift of porn this Christmas (but only in Japan.)

Theory: Nobody watches porn on NYE because it's statistically the night where you'll have the most chance of getting laid.

For more sexy, porny charts, make tracks on over to Pornhub. And while you're there, you might as well rub one out.

[Pornhub]

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