This Week in Sex
Naked sleepwalkers, models on a rampage, and why Steve Jobs thinks you should shower with your clothes on.
By Ben Reininga
Esquire's Minka Kelly shoot is too sexy for the iPad
The App Store for iPad rejected Esquire’s last edition, on the account of its sexy, but nudity-free, Minka Kelly photo shoot. Which leads me to the following conclusion: if Steve Jobs were king, he would do two things: make everyone buy an iPod, and then outlaw all forms of nakedness. Sex, visiting the doctor, taking a shower, all would be conducted wearing black wetsuits. With turtlenecks, of course.