This Week in Sex
Conservative group: No more gay TSA scanners
What could possibly be worse than a TSA scanner at an airport looking at a weird hologram of your dick? Obviously, a male TSA scanner looking at a weird hologram of your dick, and liking it. A conservative group has called for gay men and women to be banned from working as airport security people, for fear that they will derive sexual satisfaction from their job. Which, sucks, obviously, but it’s still funny when fear of terrorism clashes so neatly with fear of the gays.