Michelle Williams and Katy Perry rock the boat, and Helen Mirren makes fun of your penis.
By Ben Reininga
MPAA lets more Americans see Ryan Gosling go down on Michelle Williams
The MPAA is never an organization that garners a lot of respect. This week, however, it came under especially heavy fire for offering clear proof of its bizarre code of ethics: brutal violence is better than sex, and men getting off is far less terrible than women getting off. After receiving a torrent of criticism for its NC-17 rating of Blue Valentine, the organization reduced the rating to an R, in a victory for feminists, oral-sex enthusiasts, and over-zealous Dawson’s Creek fans alike.
If true, interesting. I wonder if it's environmental (like, I dunno, city pollutants cause penises to be smaller, or country diets impact genetics) or social (smaller penises correlate with moving into the city and/or bigger to country).
Country boys' SOFT penises are 3.8 inches, where city boys' SOFT penises are 3.7 inches. Are people really dumb enough to think this means anything significant, or is causally defined?
More sex for neurotics serves to keep that Patrick Henry away. You know, that first distracting and cogent thought after the bliss coma, following an orgasm. If they have more sex, their neurotic worries, or Patrick Henrys, are kept at bay and they get to enjoy that quiet bliss-induced oblivion. A little island, in a sea of Patrick Henrys.
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If true, interesting. I wonder if it's environmental (like, I dunno, city pollutants cause penises to be smaller, or country diets impact genetics) or social (smaller penises correlate with moving into the city and/or bigger to country).
Does Helen Mirren really mean that men's penises get bigger as they age?
They do. And stay that way longer, as a rule.
I can attest to the fact that farm boys have bigger penises than city boys. Much bigger.
my penis is a city penis and pretty large. It costs me though, it likes Starbucks.
I actually work with a man who believes the female orgasm is a "myth"
I think your friend needs lessons. Find him a squirter.
Country boys' SOFT penises are 3.8 inches, where city boys' SOFT penises are 3.7 inches. Are people really dumb enough to think this means anything significant, or is causally defined?
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I ain't never been much for book larnin' but doggone if my genitals ain't bigger'n hell.
More sex for neurotics serves to keep that Patrick Henry away. You know, that first distracting and cogent thought after the bliss coma, following an orgasm. If they have more sex, their neurotic worries, or Patrick Henrys, are kept at bay and they get to enjoy that quiet bliss-induced oblivion. A little island, in a sea of Patrick Henrys.
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