This Week in Sex: Female-Orgasm Edition

Michelle Williams and Katy Perry rock the boat, and Helen Mirren makes fun of your penis.

By Ben Reininga

Blue Valentine

MPAA lets more Americans see Ryan Gosling go down on Michelle Williams

The MPAA is never an organization that garners a lot of respect. This week, however, it came under especially heavy fire for offering clear proof of its bizarre code of ethics: brutal violence is better than sex, and men getting off is far less terrible than women getting off. After receiving a torrent of criticism for its NC-17 rating of Blue Valentine, the organization reduced the rating to an R, in a victory for feminists, oral-sex enthusiasts, and over-zealous Dawson’s Creek fans alike.
 

Commentarium (17 Comments)

Dec 10 10 - 1:44am
Lenoxus

If true, interesting. I wonder if it's environmental (like, I dunno, city pollutants cause penises to be smaller, or country diets impact genetics) or social (smaller penises correlate with moving into the city and/or bigger to country).

Dec 11 10 - 12:37am
JulieTruly

Does Helen Mirren really mean that men's penises get bigger as they age?

Oct 27 11 - 5:14pm
TFT

They do. And stay that way longer, as a rule.

Dec 11 10 - 3:04am
hma

I can attest to the fact that farm boys have bigger penises than city boys. Much bigger.

Dec 11 10 - 7:44am
gorky

my penis is a city penis and pretty large. It costs me though, it likes Starbucks.

Dec 11 10 - 11:02am
laurner

I actually work with a man who believes the female orgasm is a "myth"

Dec 11 10 - 9:04pm
jimbo@pobox.com

I think your friend needs lessons. Find him a squirter.

Dec 13 10 - 7:47pm
Huh

Country boys' SOFT penises are 3.8 inches, where city boys' SOFT penises are 3.7 inches. Are people really dumb enough to think this means anything significant, or is causally defined?

Dec 14 10 - 10:45am
szjaori

Sziasztok

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Sziasztok

Dec 15 10 - 9:56pm
Hayseed

I ain't never been much for book larnin' but doggone if my genitals ain't bigger'n hell.

Jan 21 11 - 1:46pm
spike91nz

More sex for neurotics serves to keep that Patrick Henry away. You know, that first distracting and cogent thought after the bliss coma, following an orgasm. If they have more sex, their neurotic worries, or Patrick Henrys, are kept at bay and they get to enjoy that quiet bliss-induced oblivion. A little island, in a sea of Patrick Henrys.

Mar 12 11 - 8:04am
GuchpluhChump

mit kerestem, koszonom

Oct 27 11 - 5:10pm
TFT

Do not knock puppet sex or we'll send Count Blah to get you!

Nov 20 11 - 2:18pm
Debra

Well done acritle that. I'll make sure to use it wisely.

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