Sixth-grade girl given candy heart that says "NICE TITS"

A sixth-grade girl in California was given a candy heart printed with the phrase "NICE TITS," a mix-up that has enraged some parents and yet, to us, seems incredibly comical. The parents complained that the message was "age-inappropriate." Maybe they're right. It should have said "UR HOT" or "SEXT ME."

Commentarium (16 Comments)

Feb 04 11 - 1:38am
kas

That second story is outrageous! Sixth graders almost never have nice tits.

Feb 04 11 - 9:57am
Stifler

What do you think? they are sexy

Feb 04 11 - 9:59am
sczprn

The only people pondering the identity of the Mona Lisa are people who've never studied history... and folks who love a conspiracy. Is our children learning?

Feb 04 11 - 12:20pm
Bo

@ Kas. I literally LOL'D

Feb 04 11 - 1:59pm
Cassy

I would never think of fellating a carrot. Although I did insert one once out of sheer desperation.

Jul 06 11 - 2:35am
gk

Hot!!!

Feb 04 11 - 5:23pm
MZ

I hate one-page-per-note features that are becoming all too common in Nerve; they're an annoying way of getting more ad impressions. Nerve, please don't go the way of Forbes.com and other ad-heavy, content-poor websites.

Feb 05 11 - 2:36am
ayana

i think they are sexy

Feb 05 11 - 2:37am
chriscorr17

:D
:P
;)

Feb 05 11 - 3:13am
dear

sexyou

Feb 05 11 - 3:14am
dear

no sex

Feb 05 11 - 5:44am
unbelivebel

abuse....

Feb 05 11 - 10:00am
TNS

I agree with MZ. If nerve is that hard up for page views, maybe try posting better content.

For example: "... the husband (and so stepson) of a major conservative politician ..."? If they'd gotten married, he would have been Bristol's husband; Bristol is not a major anything. He would have been Sarah's son in law.

I know you find the Palins contemptible, but I don't think that's any reason to accuse them of Woody Allen-style shenaniganry.

Feb 07 11 - 8:29pm
Namo

they are really nice i think the tits one was interesting

Feb 11 11 - 2:20pm
bond

they are two ladys out to get every ones @L@ EYES on them ( DUMB )