This Week in Sex: Naked People Edition

January Jones, Emma Stone, and an oddly misguided postal worker take it all off.

By Amanda Green

Postal worker arrested for delivering the mail naked — to cheer a woman up

Postal worker arrested for delivering the mail naked — to cheer a woman up

USPS employees are not always associated with good cheer, but Milwaukee postal worker David Goodman seems to pride himself on making his route a brighter place. When he noticed a twenty-one-year-old employee at a law firm was "stressed out," he whipped out his altruism and stripped naked. Goodman was arrested and told police he only wanted to make the woman laugh. Because that's what women usually do when they see a naked guy in the middle of winter in Wisconsin.

Commentarium (20 Comments)

Dec 17 10 - 11:00am
explainerguy

this is what happens when you let people wear shorts to work

Dec 17 10 - 11:56am
Kate

It's amazing how hung up on masturbation some people still are. It's like saying, "What? Everyone poops? Oh, weird. Not me."

Dec 17 10 - 12:44pm
Annie

I love masturbation as much as the next person now, but I didn't start until I was 18. Some people, mainly women, have a lot of hang ups about touching themselves. They're not all liars.

Dec 17 10 - 1:28pm
Me

Didn't Emma Stone only pretend to have sex in Easy A? So technically she had an asthma attack while pretending to pretend to have sex.

Dec 17 10 - 2:00pm
Vinegar Bend

The appeal of this Handler woman, either as a comedian or a woman, totally escapes me

Dec 18 10 - 1:40pm
Boop

I love Chelsea Handler. She doesn't take shit, she talks mad shit, and is hilarious.

Dec 18 10 - 3:17pm
daveofapocalypse

"86% of people admitted to masturbating. The other 14% were too busy masturbating to answer."

Dec 19 10 - 11:53am
CharlesGudknit

Yo, I just started at Yale, and nobody ever fucks anybody. If there were a Yale dating website, it would be the least successful dating website in history.

Dec 20 10 - 11:49am
Free Soul

I enjoy mutual masturbation, because watching a female masturbate is so F-ing SeXXXy. If she quirts, that "Mo Better".. :)

Dec 21 10 - 8:07pm
Harvard2011

WTF, Nerve. I love you but I can't believe you picked up on a basically HTML website written as someone's intro-to-CS final project instead of PRIMAL SCREAM as your weekly story about Harvard... and in the "Naked People Edition" ?!

http://www.thecrimson.harvard.edu/article/2010/12/13/harvard-students-sc...

Dec 22 10 - 11:49pm
francois88

1 What a nice fellow but didn't he know he would get in trouble with his bosses for that?

Dec 22 10 - 11:48pm
francois88

7 Muslims, good God, what do we know about Muslims? You know Baptists are as inhibited as Muslims and yet Elvis Presley was one.

Dec 22 10 - 11:47pm
francois88

8 makes you think acting is the most sexless profession in the world.

Dec 23 10 - 1:48pm
Annick

I don't care whether or not Muslims want to come to my country. I DO care when Muslims (or Baptists, or Jews or Hindus or Sikhs for that matter) want to come to my country and take away the freedoms that women have fought for.

tl;dr - It's not your religion that matters. Women haters, find another country to live in.

Dec 23 10 - 1:49pm
Annick

I don't care whether or not Muslims want to come to my country. I DO care when Muslims (or Baptists, or Jews or Hindus or Sikhs for that matter) want to come to my country and take away the freedoms that women have fought for.

tl;dr - It's not your religion that matters. Women haters, find another country to live in.

Dec 23 10 - 1:50pm
Annick

I don't care whether or not Muslims want to come to my country. I DO care when Muslims (or Baptists, or Jews or Hindus or Sikhs for that matter) want to come to my country and take away the freedoms that women have fought for.

tl;dr - It's not your religion that matters. Women haters, find another country to live in.

Dec 23 10 - 1:50pm
Annick

I don't care whether or not Muslims want to come to my country. I DO care when Muslims (or Baptists, or Jews or Hindus or Sikhs for that matter) want to come to my country and take away the freedoms that women have fought for.

tl;dr - It's not your religion that matters. Women haters, find another country to live in.

Dec 23 10 - 6:22pm
Di

Hmm...it's nice to see Europe combating the repressive, patriarchal culture of Islam by throwing in their face the objectifying patriarchal culture of the West.

Dec 24 10 - 2:23am
mary palm

i dont get why people dont do it more often

Jan 03 11 - 3:22pm
sextherapistscrappy

"Danish immigration test uses topless women to scare away Muslims"
and Sweden just relies on -good ol' unlawful re-writes, threatening, "all sex is rape" = convictions.
so much for free love in these countries....