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December 31, 2010
This Week in Sex: Year-end edition
Brett Favre will be fined, not suspended for penis-texting scandal
Speaking of hard (rimshot!), under the NFL’s personal conduct policy, Brett Favre will be fined for sending pictures of his penis to Jenn Sterger. The fine is likely to be announced today; however, reports have it that the quarterback will not be suspended. In perhaps equally unfortunate news, Brett Favre’s penis is officially the most-discussed body part of 2010, a distinction it hardly deserves.
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Natalie Portman
Commentarium (7 Comments)
I bet Kobe's daughters play for UConn when they grow up.
lol
Nice job! This column made me chuckle.
I know I think about sex more than food... maybe it's because I have brothers? XD
Now, I just have a boatload of unanswered questions. Which children's movie was it supposed to be? How to Train Your Dragon? The Iron Giant?....Kmart sells porn?!?
Hugh Hefner, baby oil, nipple sucking...? Why oh why did you have to link to that article, and why did I have to click on it.
I just HAD to look, now, didn't I? Crap.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com
Please explain how you think Natalie Portman got preggers doing oral sex. Am I doing it wrong?