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December 31, 2010
This Week in Sex: Year-end edition
Natalie Portman is engaged — and pregnant
Just a few months after ending her “no-sexy roles” policy — and then appearing in the news non-stop for Black Swan’s oral sex scenes — Natalie Portman wants you to stop thinking about her in a sexy way. How else are we to interpret the fact that she’s not only getting married — to Black Swan choreographer Benjamin Millepied — but pregnant?
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Commentarium (7 Comments)
I bet Kobe's daughters play for UConn when they grow up.
lol
Nice job! This column made me chuckle.
I know I think about sex more than food... maybe it's because I have brothers? XD
Now, I just have a boatload of unanswered questions. Which children's movie was it supposed to be? How to Train Your Dragon? The Iron Giant?....Kmart sells porn?!?
Hugh Hefner, baby oil, nipple sucking...? Why oh why did you have to link to that article, and why did I have to click on it.
I just HAD to look, now, didn't I? Crap.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com
Please explain how you think Natalie Portman got preggers doing oral sex. Am I doing it wrong?