This Week in Sex: Year-end edition

Kmart accidentally sells porn to children

A New Mexico family is considering pressing charges against their local Kmart after a DVD they bought for their nine-year-old daughter turned out to be porn. Kmart is claiming that the DVD was a return, and that whoever made the return (porn and a children’s movie — one-stop shopping!) mixed up the box. The NM girl ran crying to her parents after finding the DVD in her Christmas stocking. Which is terrible, but also in keeping with my belief that Christmas isn’t Christmas without a little bit of emotional damage.

Commentarium (7 Comments)

Dec 31 10 - 1:25am
bearman33

I bet Kobe's daughters play for UConn when they grow up.

Dec 31 10 - 4:19pm
dildo dodo

lol

Jan 01 11 - 2:42am
Mr. Man

Nice job! This column made me chuckle.

Jan 03 11 - 10:07pm
Leah

I know I think about sex more than food... maybe it's because I have brothers? XD

Jan 05 11 - 11:35am
Bless

Now, I just have a boatload of unanswered questions. Which children's movie was it supposed to be? How to Train Your Dragon? The Iron Giant?....Kmart sells porn?!?

Jan 05 11 - 5:00pm
jill

Hugh Hefner, baby oil, nipple sucking...? Why oh why did you have to link to that article, and why did I have to click on it.
I just HAD to look, now, didn't I? Crap.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Jan 05 11 - 5:20pm
Gazbo

Please explain how you think Natalie Portman got preggers doing oral sex. Am I doing it wrong?