This Week in Sex: Year-end edition

Hugh Hefner gets engaged to his twenty-four-year-old girlfriend

Playboy founder and very, very old person Hugh Hefner has gotten engaged to Crystal Harris, sixty years his junior. If you find that mildly off-putting but not totally unexpected, you’re not alone. However, in writing about this story, we also found this totally terrifying description of Hugh’s preferred sex practices. Warning: it’s not safe for humans.