You are an artiste, and she is your muse.
Unfortunately, she suspects you’re just one more crackpot sham artist more than anything else, and has no intention of removing her clothes in the name of inspiration and art.
Strut your stuff with this Frames Wallpaper. With the walls as your canvas, you can have your work on perpetual display, allowing your apartment to act as a showcase for your craft.
This is assuming you actually have some talent to display, you sneaky bastard you.
[$40, Design Public]