Yesterday, I managed to stall my car in the middle of a flash flood, because I am an idiot. Luckily, my boyfriend — with his muscles of steel — was able to push my car the 50 or so feet to safety, all while wearing flip-flops!
Extreme strength is a definite turn-on, so may I suggest you start building those biceps of yours?
If you yearn to be some lucky girl’s Greek God, try lifting these solid brass dumbbells by Greece is for Lovers. They come in weights of 1.5 and 3 kilograms, and are, um, sort of hilarious.
In no time at all, you’ll be lifting cars out of roiling waters, and performing other feats of derring-do.