Love & Sex

Blind Date with: An Arousal Gel

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How do we get down to business at my place?

Not with romance or candles. And certainly not with aphrodisiacs  or sexy lingerie.

(Though sometimes with large quantities of wine.)

Lately, it’s more like me turning to my boyfriend and saying: “Can you help me try out this product?”

I swear. I’ve never seen him get off the damn computer and down to his undies so fast.

This time, the product I’m testing out is all about my pleasure, so I want him to take things slo-o-o-w. It’s a new arousal gel by K-Y, called K-Y Intense. Basically, Intense is meant to increase sensitivity in the clitoral region, heightening stimulation and arousal.

Since I apparently have no problem sticking foreign gels and lubricants into my crotch area, I was excited to try it out. Especially since the pressure to perform well during a test drive means that it sometimes take a bit of extra time and effort to rev my engine.

Because this blog is not your outlet for soft-core erotica, I won’t go into too much detail, except to say that — after a ton of humping, smooching, and other forms of foreplay — I figured it was as good a time as any to apply the gel. And so I placed two small dots onto my finger and rubbed it into my most sensitive area.

After which I had a hard time concentrating. As my boy toy continued to hump and rub and envelop me like a goddamn octopus, my thought process went something like this:

Am I supposed to feel something?

Am I supposed to feel something now?

Is that tingling sensation what I’m supposed to be feeling? Or have I managed to burn off my clitoris due to vagina allergies?

I think that tingling feeling is what I’m supposed to be feeling.

It’s tingling a lot now.

Damn. That stuff did work fast.

And, before I knew it, I realized that — quicker than ever before — I wanted him to go ahead and give it to me. “Dude! ” I said. “Hold on!” he said, apparently feeling a bit overstimulated himself. “You need to give me a chance to get over myself!”

Which I found hilarious. But then he gave it to me, and it was good.

So yes, I do think K-Y Intense is worth trying out, though we probably should have spent a bit more time on the foreplay, in order to fully appreciate it.

I don’t know. You tell me. Try it out. Was it worth it?

[$23.99, Target]