Love & Sex

Date or Run Screaming: Smell Like Semen, Sweat, and Blood

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With a cologne, you seek to smell nice as to incite a reaction and attract a mate, much like in the wild. Of course, we’re not animals and the same sort of natural scents that excite them may repulse us humans.

So it makes perfect sense (?) that there is a cologone that smells like semen, sweat, blood, and saliva.

This is no fairweather cologne. Meant to definitely cause a reaction, you will either love or hate this — there is absolutely no way to be ambivalent about it.

Granted, these natural smells are kind of hot when it’s actually after a long night of great sex, but to smell all that before even having sex? Either you’ll be drawn to the animal magnetism of it all or repulsed by the fact the he smells like he just took a bath in cream of mushroom soup. Also, I really don’t understand the blood aspect.

So, date or run screaming? I’m going to search around the city to see if I can get a whiff of this thing (you gotta admit, there is no way that you CAN’T be curious about this).

Props to my buddy Sara for the inspiration for this post, which was just her telling me that she likes the smell of sweat!

[£44 (approx. $72), NkdMan]

[via Metro.co.uk]