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Date or Run Screaming: The Chef’s Sausage

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penis-apron

When you’re cooking a meal for someone, the desired end result is that you want things to go further — whether it be lasting love or a one night stand.

This apron can be a good barometer for that. 

For you see, when you raise the towel, something else raises along with it. . .

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Yes, the chef’s penis also erects. There is a whole line of these aprons, all sporting an erecting penis.

If you saw a dude with an apron like this, would it be hysterical or creepy?

Guys, would it be awesome or uncomfortable if a girl had this apron?

[$30, Etsy]