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Date or Run Screaming: The Condom Pillow
By Steph AuteriJun 4th, 2009 · 9:02 amComments (11)
You tell me.
If you were on a first date, he invited you upstairs for a nightcap, and the first thing you saw upon entering his apartment was a giant condom pillow, would you:
a.) consider him to be an oversexed, possibly psychotic loser with only one thing on his mind, or would you
b.) commend him for his commitment to safe sex.
These condom pillows have been silkscreened, and include two pockets (one on each side) for actual condoms. Each pillow also comes with an oversized, fabric condom. I'm unsure what, exactly, this is for, aside from possibly being a barometer for how much of a dick this guy is.
Proceed with caution.
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Commentarium (11 Comments)
Perfect to give the kids going off to college.
ladies love...lubricated lifestyles?
I think that it would be a great Ice breaker I would have a good laugh about it. But since I now live in a Christen based nurseing home. It would go over like a lead ballon Cute I do like it. Thanks for a good laugh.
Its funny and icebreaker yes, but if i saw that on a date i would freak the fuck out and make a quick excuse to leave
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I agree with curmudgeon, if you went to his place instead of someplace public you should already know what's on his mind
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