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Date or Run Screaming: The Penis Chandelier

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I’ve had my fair share of experience with penis-inspired decor, and honestly, it hasn’t necessarily turned me off of the decor-owner in question. I’ve washed my hands with penis-shaped soap, and I’ve even bunked with a guy whose prized possession was a pair of penis throw pillows that his mom made for him (admittedly, that didn’t last long). But I’ve never seen a chandelier quite like this.

I’m trying hard to visualize how I would actually react if I saw this hanging in my date’s house. I’m pretty sure my line of thought would go something like this:

Pros: this guy definitely thinks about decor, has an eye for finely crafted items, and clearly has some cash to spend.
Cons: um, there’s a giant freakin’ lit up penis hanging from the ceiling.

Don’t get me wrong — I’m a big proponent of unusual design and a devoted fan of the penis, but I’ve got to admit that I’m a little unsure about this.

[Price upon request, Rock and Royal]

[via Gizmodo]