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Date or Run Screaming: Your Sausage

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Despite all the puns that can arise, there is nothing sexy about your sausage. Let me clarify, there is nothing sexy about your Sausage Rug

There are many polarizing aspects of this rug. For one, you can alienate any vegan folks that may stumble in with you. Also, deli meats like pimento loaf and pepperoni aren’t even the best looking meats, so I don’t know why anyone would want it on their floor. The only aspect of this that can be charming is that they are unique, kind of funny, and made of 100% New Zealand wool. Just hope that your guest really likes deli meat and sausage.


[250€ (approx. $350), Das rote Paket]

[via The Kitchn]