Let’s have a seat …
Sorry, I just ashed on you.
No worries, it’s all in the line of duty. Is smoking part of your style?
Smoking? No, it’s just a bad habit. I was my mom’s smoking buddy.
What is something that attracts you to a guy?
Something crazy. I like a wild person, someone confident. It doesn’t matter what they’re wearing.
But would you ever really be attracted to someone wearing a bad Christmas sweater, for example?
If you can rock it, wear it. I wouldn’t be able to pull it off, but some people might.
What can you rock?
I like deep Vs, pointy shoes, tight pants. I like to show myself off.
What does a person’s clothing say about them?
If they’re more casual, then they’re easy to talk to. If they’re fancy, then they’re probably a little more stuck up. That kind of person is not going to be wearing clothes from Wal-Mart.
So brand names are important?
I’m friends with a lot of people who are into fashion and clothes but go to Goodwill to buy new stuff. It’s not about the name; it’s not high school anymore.
What do people tell you is the sexiest thing about you?
My ass. So I wear the tight stuff.
What would you wear to get laid? What’s your last resort, gets-’em-every-time outfit?
I do have my sex jeans. They’re ripped from the pockets down, except there’s no pockets. The front and back are just holes; there’s no jeans to them.
Are those comfortable?
I like them. You get a nice breeze.
Where’d you get them?
I did them myself, but the jeans are originally from H&M. I was looking at this pair of Versace jeans that were like $3,000 – so those were the inspiration.
What’s one thing you’ve seen in someone’s apartment that’s made you want to spend the night or bolt out the door?
An apartment has to be clean, more modern and sophisticated. If the floor is nasty I can’t walk around barefoot … I wear flip-flops half the time.
What’s one item you see on other people these days that you absolutely loathe?
I hate when guys wear cardigans, although I probably don’t like it just because it doesn’t look good on me. I feel like a grandpa; it doesn’t feel attractive. When I leave the house in the morning, I have to feel attractive to have a good day.