Love & Sex

Fresh as a Bunny’s Butt

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Top 5 Turnoffs (Before I Find Out He’s an Alcoholic, Gambling Fool):

  1. the crustache
  2. fake tanning
  3. poor grammar
  4. chronic groping
  5. B.O.

Luckily, you can fix that last one — and smell as fresh as a bunny’s butt — with all-natural deodorant from the Bunny Butt Apothecary. Their deodorant is charmingly named The Pits, and it aims to replace that sweat-induced stink hovering around you with scents such as Birthday Cake, Cucumber Tea, Death by Sugar Cookie, Vintage Vanilla, and Ye Olde Jasmine.

Smell like Sweet Tooth? I won’t be able to stop myself from burrowing into your neck and slowly, ecstatically inhaling.

(Full disclosure: “Bunny butt” is my man’s pet name for me; both infuriating and charming.)

[$8.50, Bunny Butt Apothecary]