When you have a date over and you two are sipping wine, tell her to take her clothes off.
No, not your date, but the buxom beauty above!
Yes, I know she’s a cartoon. What you’re actually looking at is the label for Some Young Punks’ “Drink N Stick” wine.
Sometimes she’s not clothes, sometimes she is:
The clever packaging and pulp-style artwork does wonders for this Mataro-Shiraz blend. Aside from the innuendo, it offers a fun activity for you and your date to take part in–coming up with all the best outfits for this Bettie Page.
If this doesn’t somehow lead to you two heading to bed together, I don’t know what will.
[$18, Wine King]